Can any spidercels explain what just happened?

[Gengar]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

 

[Gengar]

By "moves back and forth" I mean it was spinning outta control.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

spider can shoot his venom straight from his anus

that's why when you try to pet it, aim for his head not his anus

 

[LordBBC]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

Stick a stick in its anus then sing a Christmas carol

 

[Gengar]

spider can shoot his venom straight from his anus

that's why when you try to pet it, aim for his head not his anus

Toxic ass spiders.

 

[moreroidsmorefoids]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

Scientific method

 

[Gengar]

Stick a stick in its anus then sing a Christmas carol

You edited that real quick. -

 

[Swarthy Knight]

What having OCD does to a mf

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Toxic ass spiders.

in general, most of animals that have venom shoot it up from their anus so you have to be careful on whatever part of the body you touch

 

[Gengar]

What having OCD does to a mf

How did you know it was related to my OCD?

 

[Gengar]

Guys, it happened to someone else too. I was using the wrong terms to describe what it was doing. It was whirling.



And apparently it was scared.

I didn't mean to scare you spideybhai.

 

[Gengar]

in general, most of animals that have venom shoot it up from anus so you have to be careful on whatever part of the body you touch

Really? That's uhh.. interesting. I thought they shot it from their jaws or something.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Really? That's uhh.. interesting. I thought they shot it from their jaws or something.

that's a myth.

google it, they most deliver venom straight from their anus, biologically that delivers more venom because the venom gets combined with it's feces

 

[Bug]

Spiders are easily frightened and are very fragile, too much stress can cause death for them. Even too large of a container can cause stress and death for them. I have a tarantula for example, any sudden movement and they will run instantly even outside of the cage.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

How did you know it was related to my OCD?

As a fellow OCDcel I have thoughts like this all the time. It's not that deep tho bhai you just over thinking it

 

[Gengar]

that's a myth.

google it, they most deliver venom straight from their anus, biologically that delivers more venom because the venom gets combined with it's feces

I'm googling it but can't find anything other than skunks doing it?

 

[Gengar]

Spiders are easily frightened and are very fragile, too much stress can cause death for them. Even too large of a container can cause stress and death for them. I have a tarantula for example, any sudden movement and they will run instantly even outside of the cage.

Noooooooooo fuckkkkkkk I hope I didn't kill it by doing that. How do I know if it's still alive?

 

[Bipolar Vamp6ix]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

Its a sign
.....be ready

 

[Gengar]

As a fellow OCDcel I have thoughts like this all the time. It's not that deep tho bhai you just over thinking it

Accurate, I'm an overthinker with OCD. Deathly combination. Doesn't help now that I may have killed the wee guy according to @Bug.

 

[Bug]

Noooooooooo fuckkkkkkk I hope I didn't kill it by doing that. How do I know if it's still alive?

By observing its position I suppose, I have scared my spider accidentally, they come out hours later. They barely move. Check hours later or even tomorrow, drop an insect in its web and see if it feeds on it.

 

[Gengar]

By observing its position I suppose, I have scared my spider accidentally, they come out hours later. They barely move. Check hours later or even tomorrow, drop an insect in its web and see if it feeds on it.

This is exactly what it did:



It's said to be a defense mechanism, so I'm hoping he's still alive. I don't want to scare it again so I'll just leave it be. He's been there for a while now. I like(d) it.

 

[R1PPer]

Noooooooooo fuckkkkkkk I hope I didn't kill it by doing that. How do I know if it's still alive?

Does it move

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I'm googling it but can't find anything other than skunks doing it?

you're googling it wrong I guess

 

[Bug]

This is exactly what it did:



It's said to be a defense mechanism, so I'm hoping he's still alive. I don't want to scare it again so I'll just leave it be. He's been there for a while now. I like(d) it.

I wouldn't feel too bad though if it's dead @Gengar

They are very fragile even natural processes like molting can kill them for no reason lol.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

By observing its position I suppose, I have scared my spider accidentally, they come out hours later. They barely move. Check hours later or even tomorrow, drop an insect in its web and see if it feeds on it.

nigga is offering a sacrifice ritual to tarantula

what about that poor insect

 

[Gengar]

Does it move

No, it doesn't. It rarely moves at all. But it was that way before as well. So idk. Shouldn't it drop dead on the floor, if it were dead? I hope so, then at least I can be assured knowing this spidey is still alive.

 

[Gengar]

I wouldn't feel too bad though if it's dead @Gengar

They are very fragile even natural processes like molting can kill them for no reason lol.

Yes, but this was caused by me, so I'm going to be guilt-stricken for the next few hours or possibly days. Hadn't it been for my clumsiness, it would have still been chilling with me, all relaxed. Now it's either on high alert or dead. Fuck.

 

[R1PPer]

No, it doesn't. It rarely moves at all. But it was that way before as well. So idk. Shouldn't it drop dead on the floor, if it were dead? I hope so, then at least I can be assured knowing this spidey is still alive.

One time whem i thought i "killed a spider" it was not moving for a couple of minutes but then it sprinted off under my table

 

[Bug]

nigga is offering a sacrifice ritual to tarantula

what about that poor insect

Fuck insects, i hate them. I always used to kill them as a kid with magnifying glasses and drowning but I like spiders.

No, it doesn't. It rarely moves at all. But it was that way before as well. So idk. Shouldn't it drop dead on the floor, if it were dead? I hope so, then at least I can be assured knowing this spidey is still alive.

The spiders legs will shrivel and curl up if its dead

 

[Gengar]

One time whem i thought i "killed a spider" it was not moving for a couple of minutes but then it sprinted off under my table

It would have helped if this spider moved, but all it does is chill somewhere for weeks, doesn't move an inch. I wonder how it survives. Leanmaxxing spider.

 

[Gengar]

Fuck insects, i hate them. I always used to kill them as a kid with magnifying glasses and drowning but I like spiders.

The spiders legs will shrivel and curl up if its dead

Fuck me, its legs are curled up. But they are suspended in the air. I think I killed it. Nooooooooooooooo.

 

[Bug]

It would have helped if this spider moved, but all it does is chill somewhere for weeks, doesn't move an inch. I wonder how it survives. Leanmaxxing spider.

Spiders can last many months without food, but they need water every couple weeks. If you want the spider you should capture it and build an environment for it, it's probably already starving and dehydrated

 

[Entschuldigung]

Bro had his first interaction with a spider

 

[Gengar]

Spiders can last many months without food, but they need water every couple weeks. If you want the spider you should capture it and build an environment for it, it's probably already starving and dehydrated

I would like to capture it and feed it but I'm scared it will die if it isn't dead already. It already started whirling even though I wasn't paying attention to it or doing what I did near it. Then let alone how scared it would be if I were to come near it and tried to touch it.

 

[Gengar]

Bro had his first interaction with a spider

First and last (negative) interaction, hopefully.

 

[Entschuldigung]

First and last (negative) interaction, hopefully.

I kill spiders everyday

 

[Bug]

I would like to capture it and feed it but I'm scared it will die if it isn't dead already. It already started whirling even though I wasn't paying attention to it or doing what I did near it. Then let alone how scared it would be if I were to come near it and tried to touch it.

Is it raised above? Get a container and capture it slowly. It will not be that stressed just make sure not to touch it at all directly

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

You edited that real quick. -

Did he say “stick a dick in its anus ?”

 

[Gengar]

I kill spiders everyday

 

[Gengar]

Is it raised above? Get a container and capture it slowly. It will not be that stressed just make sure not to touch it at all directly

Yes, it's raised above! I'm too low T to try though.

 

[Gengar]

Did he say “stick a dick in its anus ?”

No, he said something that if I were to repeat, I'd be considered a dirty racist.

 

[Hammeruntilchad2009]

So my bluetooth earbuds were in need of charging and I took out the USB charger for my smartphone, and replaced it with the cable for my earbuds. I accidentally dropped the charger and picked it up and there was a long line of dust attached to it due to not cleaning my room in awhile. I wanted to get rid of it so I shook it off. I wondered if that disturbed the wee little spider in the corner near my bed but it didn't move. And then suddenly it moves back and forth like crazy, so fast I can barely see it. But then it came to a standstill again suddenly. What did I just witness? This is crazy, I've never seen a spider doing that before.

How are you not shitting yourself right now??

 

[Gengar]

How are you not shitting yourself right now??

Shitting is strictly done in the streets, or so I have been told by pajeets.

 

[Hammeruntilchad2009]

Shitting is strictly done in the streets, or so I have been told by pajeets.

DO NOT REDEEM CARD

 

[Gengar]

DO NOT REDEEM CARD

Saar, I demand to know. How did you get my pic?

 

[Hammeruntilchad2009]

Saar, I demand to know. How did you get my pic?

I saw it on squirt.org

 

[Gengar]

I saw it on squirt.org

Damnit, it was supposed to be a well-kept secret.

 

[iblamechico]

spider can shoot his venom straight from his anus

that's why when you try to pet it, aim for his head not his anus

Im gonna shoot my venom straight into his anus

 

[JohnDoe]

Spiders are easily frightened and are very fragile, too much stress can cause death for them. Even too large of a container can cause stress and death for them. I have a tarantula for example, any sudden movement and they will run instantly even outside of the cage.

Those animals they call spiders in Australia ain't scared of shit, they're the size of my fucking hand. Spiders put the fear of god in me.

 

[Gengar]

Those animals they call spiders in Australia ain't scared of shit, they're the size of my fucking hand. Spiders put the fear of god in me.

True, spiders scare the fuck outta me. Only thing is, these are harmless little spiders so I can deal with it.