Can I ask for a septoplasty in the UK?

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Other than braces, this is the next best medical procedure I could probably do as a looksmax. The thing is my nose is asymmetrical as fuck which makes me mouth breathe in my sleep so that would be a valid reason for a doctor to do the surgery.

As I'm 16 though, could I go to my gp and ask if I could get surgery for it? I desperately need to get something done before I go to 6th form, I don't want a repeat of secondary school where I was treated like a subhuman
 
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Zero fuck this website
 
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You can’t directly ask for stuff in the UK, you have to read up on symptoms then fake it as hard as you can and make them think it was their idea.
 
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useless for cosmetics. if it fucks with your breathing then id get it, but if the concern is purely aesthetic, then you're wasting your time. you'd need to get rhino combined with it for the external part of your nose to change which i doubt insurance would cover.
 
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Other than braces, this is the next best medical procedure I could probably do as a looksmax. The thing is my nose is asymmetrical as fuck which makes me mouth breathe in my sleep so that would be a valid reason for a doctor to do the surgery.

As I'm 16 though, could I go to my gp and ask if I could get surgery for it? I desperately need to get something done before I go to 6th form, I don't want a repeat of secondary school where I was treated like a subhuman
Yes go to your GP, exaggerate your symptoms and get a septoplasty, when your older get a rhino if it makes you look better
 

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