Can I convert to Islam? Will they cut off my head or burn me alive because I'm white?

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1-Yes ur ugly U can convert
2-No u will just have to wear a c4 vest
 
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stupid christian cuck
 
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Pisslam
 
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No wife for you. Rich oil shiek already fucked her.
 
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Cuckslam
 
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yes, convert
but if you want to deconvert I will have to end you myself as nobody is allowed to leave :feelsez:
 
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I would if I could.
 
lol no such thing. you will actually be embraced more by community since you are a convert

no beheading and shit has place in islam, don't fall for fake isis advertisement
 
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no to the second question
 
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What's the point
 
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Part of my family is also muslim and white. lulz
I dont like religion tbh. pretty much bs
 
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You don't need anyone's permission to come

But you wanna leave, son????

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lol no such thing. you will actually be embraced more by community since you are a convert

no beheading and shit has place in islam, don't fall for fake isis advertisement
islam allows and encourages the killing of those who leave islam + attack it
 
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No bro islam welcomes everyone with open arms and love. Jfl at thinking they would kill you for being white.

 
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what a joke no offense
the context of it makes sense tbh, to leave the religion is equivalent to working for "the enemy"
 
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depends what you mean, do you mean visiting the mosque or moving to iraq
 
the context of it makes sense tbh, to leave the religion is equivalent to working for "the enemy"
typical mentality like stalin had
 
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typical mentality like stalin had
tbh if I started a religion and someone who joined left it I'd want them dead (or they pay a large fine)
 
tbh if I started a religion and someone who joined left it I'd want them dead (or they pay a large fine)
literally no point of joining a religion if you arent born in it,
reminder that a religion isnt an empire.
 
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You can. And most likely, yes.
 
They will worship you for being white lol. You would literally have hoejabis on a queue to marry a white Muslim instead of filthy sand rat.
 
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lol no such thing. you will actually be embraced more by community since you are a convert

no beheading and shit has place in islam, don't fall for fake isis advertisement
Cope. If white guy converts, he'll be made to clean the mosque floors as a fulltime job with dogfood as a salary. And as the other guys already said, you can't leave.
 
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Cope. If white guy converts, he'll be made to clean the mosque floors as a fulltime job with dogfood as a salary. And as the other guys already said, you can't leave.
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I have to call out this cope, you truly don’t understand how much Muslims (who are 99% Arabs) worship whites and how they try hard to be them.
 
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I have to call out this cope, you truly don’t understand how much Muslims (who are 99% Arabs) worship whites and how they try hard to be them.
Hahhah what a cope. Nothing they'd like more than a white kid as a errand boy.
 
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Hahhah what a cope. Nothing they'd like more than a white kid as a errand boy.
Cope harder, it seems you’ve never went to an Arab shithole country where they worship the white men.

Although I think you’re right about how they would kill him for being white, since the husbands would be worried that their cousins (wives) leave them for a white God.
 
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Cope harder, it seems you’ve never went to an Arab shithole country where they worship the white men.
Indeed I didn't and haven't planned on doing such a courageous stunt. If I was suicidal, maybe I would.
 
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Cope. If white guy converts, he'll be made to clean the mosque floors as a fulltime job with dogfood as a salary. And as the other guys already said, you can't leave.
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He is right, a slightly above avg educated white guy who converts to islam is praised a lot. If a curry or black guy converts to islam it's like "whatever".
 
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There are white muslims in the Balkans already. I don't see why you wouldn't be allowed to join.
 
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