Can I still ascend as a 1'8 albino pygmy man from the African congo?

[Slayer]

I have recently been exiled from my tribe and want to start having sex with blonde white women. Where do I start on this journey brothers?

 

[Shekelcel]

act like you have no idea what is sex so they can teach you

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

ER

 

[Petsmart]

Yes brother run pogostick theory and ascend to 6’0 with the help of pogosticks on legs.

 

[Slayer]

Yes brother run pogostick theory and ascend to 6’0 with the help of pogosticks on legs.

Excellent theory however the foot platform on pogo sticks comes up to my shoulders so I cannot mount it without assistance

 

[Petsmart]

Excellent theory however the foot platform on pogo sticks comes up to my shoulders so I cannot mount it without assistance

Run trenchcoat game to hide your shoulders.

 

[Alt Number 3]

Stfu stay in yo tribe and eat your children brains kuru having ass nigga

 

[Ritalincel]

I have recently been exiled from my tribe and want to start having sex with blonde white women. Where do I start on this journey brothers?

 

[1xm__]

Run reincarnation game and try again