Can Masturbation Ascend You Into Chad Status? JFL... It Might.

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Okay, listen up. The idea that jerking off could help you transform into a full-on Chad sounds like pure meme fuel—but here's the thing: it actually can. JFL, right? But let’s break it down.


1. Testosterone Spikes = Gains


Post-nut, your testosterone gets a brief but noticeable bump. Science backs this—studies from the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology show short-term spikes in T levels can support muscle recovery and fat loss. Translation: you might literally be nutting your way into better gym sessions. Chad mode: loading...


2. Mental Buff: Confidence Boost


That dopamine hit after you finish? It’s not just for post-nut clarity—it actually lifts your mood and can raise your confidence. And let’s be real, confidence is half the Chad equation. Doesn’t matter how clean your jawline is if you’re standing like a Skyrim NPC. Self-assurance is part of the aesthetic.


3. Sexual Transmutation: Turning Horny Into Hustle


If you're not wasting that post-nut energy doom-scrolling, you can use it to fuel your grind. Channel it into gym sessions, side hustles, self-care—whatever makes you level up. That discipline? That's the separator between “average dude” and “ascended being.”


4. Clear Skin, Less Stress


Stress causes breakouts. Orgasms release endorphins that fight stress. Ergo, nut = glow-up. You might not become a skincare influencer, but if your face stops looking like a pizza, you're already halfway to Chadhood.




So Can It Actually Work?​


Yeah. JFL. It can.
Not just by itself—this isn’t a cheat code—but as part of a disciplined, self-aware approach to self-improvement? It’s a legit tool. Don’t let memes blind you to reality: even your hand can help you level up.


Chad status isn’t just genetics. Sometimes, it’s also strategy.
 
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tldr pls sir
 
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I don’t masterbate
 
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Okay, listen up. The idea that jerking off could help you transform into a full-on Chad sounds like pure meme fuel—but here's the thing: it actually can. JFL, right? But let’s break it down.


1. Testosterone Spikes = Gains


Post-nut, your testosterone gets a brief but noticeable bump. Science backs this—studies from the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology show short-term spikes in T levels can support muscle recovery and fat loss. Translation: you might literally be nutting your way into better gym sessions. Chad mode: loading...


2. Mental Buff: Confidence Boost


That dopamine hit after you finish? It’s not just for post-nut clarity—it actually lifts your mood and can raise your confidence. And let’s be real, confidence is half the Chad equation. Doesn’t matter how clean your jawline is if you’re standing like a Skyrim NPC. Self-assurance is part of the aesthetic.


3. Sexual Transmutation: Turning Horny Into Hustle


If you're not wasting that post-nut energy doom-scrolling, you can use it to fuel your grind. Channel it into gym sessions, side hustles, self-care—whatever makes you level up. That discipline? That's the separator between “average dude” and “ascended being.”


4. Clear Skin, Less Stress


Stress causes breakouts. Orgasms release endorphins that fight stress. Ergo, nut = glow-up. You might not become a skincare influencer, but if your face stops looking like a pizza, you're already halfway to Chadhood.




So Can It Actually Work?​


Yeah. JFL. It can.
Not just by itself—this isn’t a cheat code—but as part of a disciplined, self-aware approach to self-improvement? It’s a legit tool. Don’t let memes blind you to reality: even your hand can help you level up.


Chad status isn’t just genetics. Sometimes, it’s also strategy.
this is how @Pencil ascended btw
 
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ever since I started eating my own cum I noticed an increase in bone mass
 
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Just stroke your dick theory
 
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lol
 
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1. You ultimately lose test if you goon too much and the "spikes" fade quickly
2. You get less confidence as you have just tried to breed your hand
3. You get less horny as you have depleted your cum
4. Repeated ejaculation causes acne
 
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1. You ultimately lose test if you goon too much and the "spikes" fade quickly
2. You get less confidence as you have just tried to breed your hand
3. You get less horny as you have depleted your cum
4. Repeated ejaculation causes acne
it was a jewGPT thread, i got a funny idea and told it to generate ts thread:lul:
 
masturbating doesnt help with mental health, looks like an ai thread
 
Why does everyone use AI for threads these days? Like what’s even the point of trying to convincing us if you can’t even write up your own reasons
 
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I should be a chad by now then
 
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Fapping just makes me depressed :feelscry:
 
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