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there once was a lil boy who loved to play soccer
he was really good at it
even the best in his friend group
one day he got hurt and sent home
he was sad at first but then remembered he would still be able to go play with his friends the next week
one week forward and he is fit again
as he is about to go out again his father tells him to be careful
the kid just goes out without worrying
why would he
he is the best
this time he wont get hurt
when he arrives his friends are already playing but they seem to not see him
hmmm weird why arent they looking at me
he thinks to himself
as he gets closer he realises they just seem to keep ignoring him
hey guys im finally back
he said loudly
but they just kept playing
then the lil kid killed himself
$ u b H u m a n
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there once was a lil boy who loved to play soccer
he was really good at it
even the best in his friend group
one day he got hurt and sent home
he was sad at first but then remembered he would still be able to go play with his friends the next week
one week forward and he is fit again
as he is about to go out again his father tells him to be careful
the kid just goes out without worrying
why would he
he is the best
this time he wont get hurt
when he arrives his friends are already playing but they seem to not see him
hmmm weird why arent they looking at me
he thinks to himself
as he gets closer he realises they just seem to keep ignoring him
hey guys im finally back
he said loudly
but they just kept playing
then the lil kid killed himself
the lil boys name was lionel messi
good night lil bro
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Once upon a time, in a grand kingdom known as Footballia, there lived a legendary knight named Christiano. This knight was renowned far and wide for his unparalleled skills on the battlefield, where he kicked a magical orb to lead his team to countless victories.
One evening, after a long day of training, Christiano retired to his chamber, eager to rest and dream of new adventures. As he lay on his silken bed, he decided to read a story from an ancient scroll he had found in the kingdom’s library.
The scroll told the tale of a distant land called Looksmaxia, a realm where inhabitants sought to perfect their appearance and abilities through various mystical means. It was said that those who visited Looksmax.org, the enchanted portal of the land, could find secrets and advice to enhance their charm and prowess.
Intrigued by the legend, Christiano imagined himself embarking on a quest to Looksmaxia. In his dreams, he saw himself standing before the grand gate of Looksmax.org, surrounded by towering statues of past heroes who had all visited this mystical portal. Each statue whispered words of wisdom and encouragement, guiding him on his journey.
In this magical land, there was also a humble and wise sage named Dalit. Dalit was once overlooked and undervalued by many, but through perseverance and the knowledge he gained from Looksmax.org, he transformed into a respected and revered figure. He became known for his wisdom and kindness, helping others find their own paths to greatness.
Christiano sought out Dalit, eager to learn from his experiences. The sage welcomed him with a warm smile and shared stories of his journey, emphasizing the importance of inner strength, humility, and the relentless pursuit of one’s goals.
Inspired by Dalit’s tale, Christiano felt a renewed sense of purpose. He realized that true greatness came not just from physical prowess, but from the strength of character and the wisdom to grow and adapt.
As Christiano’s dream began to fade, Dalit’s final words echoed in his mind: "Remember, it is not just about what you seek to become, but who you choose to be. Strive for greatness not only in the eyes of others but within your own heart."
With these words resonating deeply within him, Christiano awoke with a smile. He knew that his journey was far from over, but he was ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead, armed with the knowledge and inspiration he had gained.
And so, with the dawn of a new day, Christiano the knight continued his quest in Footballia, stronger and wiser than ever before, always remembering the lessons of Looksmaxia and the sage Dalit.
The end.
One evening, after a long day of training, Christiano retired to his chamber, eager to rest and dream of new adventures. As he lay on his silken bed, he decided to read a story from an ancient scroll he had found in the kingdom’s library.
The scroll told the tale of a distant land called Looksmaxia, a realm where inhabitants sought to perfect their appearance and abilities through various mystical means. It was said that those who visited Looksmax.org, the enchanted portal of the land, could find secrets and advice to enhance their charm and prowess.
Intrigued by the legend, Christiano imagined himself embarking on a quest to Looksmaxia. In his dreams, he saw himself standing before the grand gate of Looksmax.org, surrounded by towering statues of past heroes who had all visited this mystical portal. Each statue whispered words of wisdom and encouragement, guiding him on his journey.
In this magical land, there was also a humble and wise sage named Dalit. Dalit was once overlooked and undervalued by many, but through perseverance and the knowledge he gained from Looksmax.org, he transformed into a respected and revered figure. He became known for his wisdom and kindness, helping others find their own paths to greatness.
Christiano sought out Dalit, eager to learn from his experiences. The sage welcomed him with a warm smile and shared stories of his journey, emphasizing the importance of inner strength, humility, and the relentless pursuit of one’s goals.
Inspired by Dalit’s tale, Christiano felt a renewed sense of purpose. He realized that true greatness came not just from physical prowess, but from the strength of character and the wisdom to grow and adapt.
As Christiano’s dream began to fade, Dalit’s final words echoed in his mind: "Remember, it is not just about what you seek to become, but who you choose to be. Strive for greatness not only in the eyes of others but within your own heart."
With these words resonating deeply within him, Christiano awoke with a smile. He knew that his journey was far from over, but he was ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead, armed with the knowledge and inspiration he had gained.
And so, with the dawn of a new day, Christiano the knight continued his quest in Footballia, stronger and wiser than ever before, always remembering the lessons of Looksmaxia and the sage Dalit.
The end.
