Can someone tell me how to meditate the non-normie way?

[janoycresva]

I truly believe that meditation and nofap go hand in hand. I did nofap for 220 days but failed. I think I can quit forever if I master meditating. Plz no headspace, that's a normie app. What is a no BS way of doing it?

 

[Deleted]

220 days

 

[janoycresva]

220 days

yeah it gets easier after first 2 months but i was in a real shit place when i relapsed

 

[Deleted]

yeah it gets easier after first 2 months but i was in a real shit place when i relapsed

Idk how it works do you not watch porn? No fap? Not have sex?

 

[janoycresva]

Idk how it works do you not watch porn? No fap? Not have sex?

well im an incel lmao so no sex is a given. but yeah, nofap is just no porn, masturbation or orgasm. you can have sex if you want unless you're practicing semen retention which is something else entirely.

 

[BigBoy]

Tie a noose, connect to the ceiling fan. Then get a chair and put it under the noose. After, get on the chair and put your head inside the noose. Finally kick the chair back.

And there you have it, the non-normie way to meditate!

 

[Deleted]

well im an incel lmao so no sex is a given. but yeah, nofap is just no porn, masturbation or orgasm. you can have sex if you want unless you're practicing semen retention which is something else entirely.

You didn’t nut for 220 days? Blueballs didn’t kill you?

 

[janoycresva]

You didn’t nut for 220 days? Blueballs didn’t kill you?

lmao i ejaculated in my sleep unvoluntarily like 3-5 times for the first 3 months but for the last 130 days or so, yeah I didn't ejaculate at all.

 

[Deleted]

lmao i ejaculated in my sleep unvoluntarily like 3-5 times for the first 3 months but for the last 130 days or so, yeah I didn't ejaculate at all.

 

[Usum]

Twice a day puts you far away.

 

[janoycresva]

Twice a day puts you far away.

?

 

[eduardkoopman]

yeah it gets easier after first 2 months but i was in a real shit place when i relapsed

How can you be in a shitty place after 220 days? Because you got super powers from no-fap!

Reminds of of that dude on nofap. That got so horny, that he started dating a nutthead stripper, whom fucked up his life. His horniness was thus high, that he went really low to get pussy.
aka. a big risk of nofap.

 

[Mewcel]

Start practising the lotus pose daily to unblock ur root and sacral chakra

 

[Chadelite]

bow down to Allah

 

[Deleted member 4856]

Try google

 

[Deleted member 3043]

spirituality

 

[Usum]

?

I mean meditating twice a day for a short time is better than once even though quite longer.

 

[homesick]

I do TM meditation, but I have a feeling its a little sketchy, my mom got me on it when i was about 12, but it works good

 

[Deleted member 616]

Looks die get or trying

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Looks die get or trying

i have a good meditation method for you, its called face

 

[Chad69]

I truly believe that meditation and nofap go hand in hand. I did nofap for 220 days but failed. I think I can quit forever if I master meditating. Plz no headspace, that's a normie app. What is a no BS way of doing it?

I need meditation asap iam full of anger....for real like I am ready to commit a fucking ER...Iam just soo fucking full of anger

 

[Deleted member 5927]

yeah it gets easier after first 2 months but i was in a real shit place when i relapsed

Dude I went 960 days before relapsing for the same reason imagine being me

 

[janoycresva]

Dude I went 960 days before relapsing for the same reason imagine being me

What’s your secret, 3 years is super long?

 

[FailedAbortion]

Close your eyes , go somewhere quiet, and sever the bonds that hold you onto this physical realm

 

[Deleted member 5927]

What’s your secret, 3 years is super long?

I became a religious fanatic (I read the entire Bible over 8 times) and genuinely believing that a demon is watching over your shoulder tempting you to jack off so you can go to Hell is the ultimate delusionmaxx to quitting porn. It worked for 3 years or so, then I fell off.

 

[janoycresva]

I became a religious fanatic (I read the entire Bible over 8 times) and genuinely believing that a demon is watching over your shoulder tempting you to jack off so you can go to Hell is the ultimate delusionmaxx to quitting porn. It worked for 3 years or so, then I fell off.

lol ngl, that was similar to my strategy

 

[Deleted member 5927]

lol ngl, that was similar to my strategy

You have to genuinely believe it or it won't work. I was 16 at the time and I watched this crazy guy on YouTube tell me I was demon possessed and that it was tempting me to watch porn and I literally quit porn for almost 3 years lmfao, that shit had me for a while.