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so recently with the collaboration of a land owner, i planted 2 marijuana plants on his land, very secure and optimal location.
marijuana is illegal, both cbd and thc now (italy)
i come today to control the plants after 5 days of planting in the ground. (from vase germination, wait 3 weeks, then transplant directly in soil, not gonna explain
too much about it)...
1 is thriving
1 is dead, eradicated, finish, caput.
Dead body analisis:
time 18.00 (6 pm)
the plant (dead) seems to have been pulled out of the soil 12 hours ago (6 am around) and left to rot horizontal.
the plant body is still humid and green while only the tips of the leaves are currently dry and crispy (still green, hence max 12 hours from time of killing)
(with current sun exposure it makes sense that the plant's dead body is in this condition, if it died this morning)
on the scene is present a piece of glass coming from a 750ml bottle (3cm / 1 inch +- from the dead body) (explained later the possible source of info)
analysis from the currently acquired evidence:
the plant has been eradicated by a human being, the piece of glass is unexplainable (wasn't there before at all)
time to talk to the land owner:
show him dead body, he says porcupines and foxes and other sorts of animals roam around the land, easy explanation he says (keep this sentence in mind) *1
show him piece of bottle glass, he says : shit comes out from the soil there is trash everywhere (i digged that piece of shit soil and put my own bought soil in there, if there was a glass in a radius of 3 cm from the dead body i would have digged that out long ago)
mind you the plant doesn't show any signs of chewing/bites (analized every square mm of the leaves and stem) only the tip of the top leaves show signs of
cracks caused by death and dehydration (crispiness)
i start roaming around to see if i can find the rest of the bottle (even tho i still don't have the explanation for the piece of glass at all)
look what we have here, an entire whole version of the same bottle, but still whole and not broken (found in a shack full of trash) . placed the broken piece on the side of the whole bottle, confirmed: same diameter and color, same bottle model. 750ml white wine bottle.
the broken bottle where the piece comes from was never found. but it sure it comes from the same place and possibly the same person
owning the empty full bottle....
now it's time to play dumb like colombo:
i say " yeah bro these animals are sure a damn problem, we need to build a fence right now so they dont come again"
he say nonchalant "yeah man idk maybe it wasnt an animal"
*1
.................................
i literally played dumb and dumber cos this sentence has possibly all the information i need. if you read
*1
yall clearly remember this guy told me that all sorts of animals roam around the area.
you might ask how can this be possible that someone fumbles on his words so easily. so open you eyes and read, i'll explain:
this nigga is a full alcoholic 55 YO, spotting his bullshit has been my hobby for probably 5 years:
one day he pretended to call somebody being all bossy and angry, i looked at the phone on his ear, and i saw the app menu open, full blown screen
light, right in front of my eyes JFL. if you didn know yet, when you make a call, the phone turns your screen off so you dont accidentally press an icon
with your own ear.
from that exact fucking moment i knew this nigga was a full blown autist with alcoholic dementia.
for the rest of the day i played dumb and just pretended to be angry at the animals JFL.
but now here is my question? what is the point of the broken piece of glass found near the body?
i really cannot logically explain it,
my only thought is that with his rotten alzheimers brain he thought that he either needed the glass to kill the plant
(which is stupid cos you can just pull it out)
or pretend to simulate animal chewing (which he didnt cos the plant was fairly intact besides the crisp dehydrated tips)
why?
my final opinion: autismo dementia boomer got scared to get caught by cops so decided to find an excuse to eliminate the plants after i asked him 3 times if it was ok to do this on his land and he said yes 3 times (but one is still alive, only one out of two was eliminated)
DO YOU THINK MY FINAL ANSWER IS CORRECT?
now i told the nigga that im kinda pissed off "at these animals" jfl
i still don't know how he let that *1 point slip:
how can you say it was animals, and when i offered to build a fence, probably in his mind he thought that he didn't want to
work anymore today (cos he worked all day in construction)
so he just randomly spit out of his mouth that "man it probably wans't animals " JFL (so i acted completely brain dead dumb, cos that shi can be spotted by a fucking newborn child)
and he probably didn't notice either because of his absolute dementia rotten alcoholic brain
NOT EVEN BATMAN CAN MAKE THAT SHIT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH LIKE WTF
thoughts?
marijuana is illegal, both cbd and thc now (italy)
i come today to control the plants after 5 days of planting in the ground. (from vase germination, wait 3 weeks, then transplant directly in soil, not gonna explain
too much about it)...
1 is thriving
1 is dead, eradicated, finish, caput.
Dead body analisis:
time 18.00 (6 pm)
the plant (dead) seems to have been pulled out of the soil 12 hours ago (6 am around) and left to rot horizontal.
the plant body is still humid and green while only the tips of the leaves are currently dry and crispy (still green, hence max 12 hours from time of killing)
(with current sun exposure it makes sense that the plant's dead body is in this condition, if it died this morning)
on the scene is present a piece of glass coming from a 750ml bottle (3cm / 1 inch +- from the dead body) (explained later the possible source of info)
analysis from the currently acquired evidence:
the plant has been eradicated by a human being, the piece of glass is unexplainable (wasn't there before at all)
time to talk to the land owner:
show him dead body, he says porcupines and foxes and other sorts of animals roam around the land, easy explanation he says (keep this sentence in mind) *1
show him piece of bottle glass, he says : shit comes out from the soil there is trash everywhere (i digged that piece of shit soil and put my own bought soil in there, if there was a glass in a radius of 3 cm from the dead body i would have digged that out long ago)
mind you the plant doesn't show any signs of chewing/bites (analized every square mm of the leaves and stem) only the tip of the top leaves show signs of
cracks caused by death and dehydration (crispiness)
i start roaming around to see if i can find the rest of the bottle (even tho i still don't have the explanation for the piece of glass at all)
look what we have here, an entire whole version of the same bottle, but still whole and not broken (found in a shack full of trash) . placed the broken piece on the side of the whole bottle, confirmed: same diameter and color, same bottle model. 750ml white wine bottle.
the broken bottle where the piece comes from was never found. but it sure it comes from the same place and possibly the same person
owning the empty full bottle....
now it's time to play dumb like colombo:
i say " yeah bro these animals are sure a damn problem, we need to build a fence right now so they dont come again"
he say nonchalant "yeah man idk maybe it wasnt an animal"
*1
.................................
i literally played dumb and dumber cos this sentence has possibly all the information i need. if you read
*1
yall clearly remember this guy told me that all sorts of animals roam around the area.
you might ask how can this be possible that someone fumbles on his words so easily. so open you eyes and read, i'll explain:
this nigga is a full alcoholic 55 YO, spotting his bullshit has been my hobby for probably 5 years:
one day he pretended to call somebody being all bossy and angry, i looked at the phone on his ear, and i saw the app menu open, full blown screen
light, right in front of my eyes JFL. if you didn know yet, when you make a call, the phone turns your screen off so you dont accidentally press an icon
with your own ear.
from that exact fucking moment i knew this nigga was a full blown autist with alcoholic dementia.
for the rest of the day i played dumb and just pretended to be angry at the animals JFL.
but now here is my question? what is the point of the broken piece of glass found near the body?
i really cannot logically explain it,
my only thought is that with his rotten alzheimers brain he thought that he either needed the glass to kill the plant
(which is stupid cos you can just pull it out)
or pretend to simulate animal chewing (which he didnt cos the plant was fairly intact besides the crisp dehydrated tips)
why?
my final opinion: autismo dementia boomer got scared to get caught by cops so decided to find an excuse to eliminate the plants after i asked him 3 times if it was ok to do this on his land and he said yes 3 times (but one is still alive, only one out of two was eliminated)
DO YOU THINK MY FINAL ANSWER IS CORRECT?
now i told the nigga that im kinda pissed off "at these animals" jfl
i still don't know how he let that *1 point slip:
how can you say it was animals, and when i offered to build a fence, probably in his mind he thought that he didn't want to
work anymore today (cos he worked all day in construction)
so he just randomly spit out of his mouth that "man it probably wans't animals " JFL (so i acted completely brain dead dumb, cos that shi can be spotted by a fucking newborn child)
and he probably didn't notice either because of his absolute dementia rotten alcoholic brain
NOT EVEN BATMAN CAN MAKE THAT SHIT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH LIKE WTF
thoughts?
