Canon event for every guy

[Scandicel]

Chilling and gooning, and like 5 minutes in you hear someone going downstairs, so you pull your pants up. And when you realize it was a false alarm, its too late. You now have large amounts of precum stained on your boxers and stuck to your skin.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Rub it into your skin like a moisturiser

 

[Scandicel]

Rub it into your skin like a moisturiser

have we evolved backwards🫩

 

[Foreverbrad]

I don’t really have Precum, I’m envious of those who do

 

[grav]

Chilling and gooning, and like 5 minutes in you hear someone going downstairs, so you pull your pants up. And when you realize it was a false alarm, its too late. You now have large amounts of precum stained on your boxers and stuck to your skin.

And now you have to dry beat

 

[Scandicel]

I don’t really have Precum, I’m envious of those who do

it's a curse, and you broke it. Congratulations.

 

[Scandicel]

And now you have to dry beat

you dont dry beat regularly?

 

[grav]

you dont dry beat regularly?

The precum is the lube

 

[grav]

it's a curse, and you broke it. Congratulations.

Precum is good wdym

 

[remusss]

Precum is good wdym

really tasty tbh

 

[Scandicel]

Precum is good wdym

why is it good may i ask, what are the perks?

 

[remusss]

why is it good may i ask, what are the perks?

the pull out method dosent work cause of the dumb precum fuck that

 

[grav]

why is it good may i ask, what are the perks?

Its slippery

 

[grav]

Its slippery

Unless it dries

 

[Scandicel]

the pull out method dosent work cause of the dumb precum fuck that

like with a girl? i think if shes on birth control u should be fine

 

[bl0ndch4d]

I don’t really have Precum, I’m envious of those who do

Average muttmerican cutfag

 

[Scandicel]

Its slippery

im gonna have to disagree on this. Personally dont want slime all over my dick nd boxers, and hands

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Chilling and gooning, and like 5 minutes in you hear someone going downstairs, so you pull your pants up. And when you realize it was a false alarm, its too late. You now have large amounts of precum stained on your boxers and stuck to your skin.

let it absorb

 

[remusss]

like with a girl? i think if shes on birth control u should be fine

nope, dosent exist in romania, i mean it aint that common

 

[grav]

im gonna have to disagree on this. Personally dont want slime all over my dick nd boxers, and hands

Youre jerking off anyways. Just wash your hands

 

[Scandicel]

Youre jerking off anyways. Just wash your hands

would be way easier, and what if i just dont want to goon anymore and there are just tons of precum all over me

 

[Scandicel]

let it absorb

is it true that your dimo goes up 0.5 everyday?

 

[turkcelfatcel]

is it true that your dimo goes up 0.5 everyday?

Nah but i think my dimos 4 not 3 can u rate my dimo

 

[Scandicel]

Nah but i think my dimos 4 not 3 can u rate my dimo

ofc i could
need to see ur face first tho dont i