Cant afford hard chewing gum? Cheap alternative!

Marss

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First of all, I don’t care what you guys say—chewing hard gum helps a lot with growing masseters, which I have personally seen to be essential in my ascension. They have helped to make my jaw appear significantly less narrow, and hence why I preach that it is a good investment. The problem I have is that these “hard chewing gum” companies are scamming the fuck out of people by charging $20 for a pack of 30 pieces that I run through in 2 weeks.

So recently I started experimenting with harder foods until I found out the perfect way to maximize the toughness of steak. I personally eat a primal diet, which means I’m eating steak nearly every other day. So I cut off 1/8 of the steak and cook it to well done while the rest is rare. This allows me to have a piece of chewy steak that takes like 10 minutes to chew at the end of my meal. This has worked very well for me, and I will continue to do it until I’m satisfied with my masseter size.
 
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I doubt steak is a "Cheap Alternative" but nice
 
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I doubt steak is a "Cheap Alternative" but nice
most people should be eating steak daily as a part of their diet, not a luxurious meal.
 
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most people should be eating steak daily as a part of their diet, not a luxurious meal.
not at that level yet unfortunately but I try to keep it meat-based for the most part :Comfy:
 
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Isn’t a chewing gum like kinda cheap?
 
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yes but hard gum isnt.
In some countries there is a Turkish gum brand called Falım which is tasteless and very hard- also you can but the gum in the fridge or get some ice w the gum to make it harder
 
I js do it with my teeth
Without anything
Tooth wear
But
Nahh
 
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Tbh u can chew some dicks

Or eat rubber or sum
 
First of all, I don’t care what you guys say—chewing hard gum helps a lot with growing masseters, which I have personally seen to be essential in my ascension. They have helped to make my jaw appear significantly less narrow, and hence why I preach that it is a good investment. The problem I have is that these “hard chewing gum” companies are scamming the fuck out of people by charging $20 for a pack of 30 pieces that I run through in 2 weeks.

So recently I started experimenting with harder foods until I found out the perfect way to maximize the toughness of steak. I personally eat a primal diet, which means I’m eating steak nearly every other day. So I cut off 1/8 of the steak and cook it to well done while the rest is rare. This allows me to have a piece of chewy steak that takes like 10 minutes to chew at the end of my meal. This has worked very well for me, and I will continue to do it until I’m satisfied with my masseter size.
broke ass mf
use alot of the cheap(2-4 pieces) chewing gum and plunge it in ice water to reset the the firmness of it and chew with intervals (1 min chew 1 min rest (leave gum in water) repeat)
 

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