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For the life of me, i cant remember if I wiped my butt after shitting. Surely I did, but now I’m in bed and my ass checks are hot and sticky, making squishy noises. I’m not touching my ass, in case my fingers will smell like poop. It could just be sweat. I should wash it now but it’s 5AM and still dark and scary in my house. I am safer in my bed.
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