Captain Reddit finally Captured! But with a twist...

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The legend has it, Captain Reddit was the first Incel to post on Reddit. He used the platform, and still to this very day, seeking little girls from the age of 10 but no older than 14. He would then help the child with homework and encourage her not to have boyfriends. He would have her call him Daddy. He would also request photos of her feet and body. He would fall in love with the child and insist when she turns 18, she can move in with him and be his girlfriend.

Eventually, it took an autistic woketard to catch up to him. But ugh, little did picklehead know, Captain Reddit has ties to LE and community outreach programs. Which means, he's immune to justice. And to this very day, the woman he married he groomed from the age of 10, works along his side searching Reddit, dating apps, social apps, Tagged for his next loot.

 

[Deleted member 15577]

Wtf

 

[Kroker]

Americucka

Just kill the fucking pedo already

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Wtf

Americucka

Just kill the fucking pedo already

I know. Like how the fuck the cops don't arrest him with ALL OF THAT evidence? Hmm.

 

[Deleted member 15577]

I know. Like how the fuck the cops don't arrest him with ALL OF THAT evidence? Hmm.

Vigilance is what’s needed. We need THE BAT

 

[GamerCel]

im not watching 2 hour video.
pedomaxxing is the only way you can get a virgin wife in 2022, which is a human right

not trying to justify grooming, but the jews forced him to do this

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Vigilance is what’s needed. We need THE BAT

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

im not watching 2 hour video.
pedomaxxing is the only way you can get a virgin wife in 2022, which is a human right

not trying to justify grooming, but the jews forced him to do this

No. What you said is severely disturbed and makes me wonder if you're very wealthy. Because that's what a prosperous member of society would say. Behind closed doors, that is.

 

[GamerCel]

No. What you said is severely disturbed and makes me wonder if you're very wealthy. Because that's what a prosperous member of society would say. Behind closed doors, that is.

nah im poor as fuck. low status
the man wanted a virgin gf, the only way to achieve it in 2022 is by grooming

im just saying the awful state of the world lead to him doing what he did

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

nah im poor as fuck. low status
the man wanted a virgin gf, the only way to achieve it in 2022 is by grooming

im just saying the awful state of the world lead to him doing what he did

you need to reprogram your mind and stop thinking like that. perhaps, lose the Muslim religion and get with a better one. like catholicism. children need to mature and be given the privilege of an education and freedom to decide what they want in life. and some adult grooming that child belongs in a prison being groomed himself by Big Bubba or Tyrone the Anus Destroyer.

 

[GamerCel]

you need to reprogram your mind and stop thinking like that. perhaps, lose the Muslim religion and get with a better one. like catholicism. children need to mature and be given the privilege of an education and freedom to decide what they want in life. and some adult grooming that child belongs in a prison being groomed himself by Big Bubba or Tyrone the Anus Destroyer.

catholicism? they are known to rape children
islam remains the most based religion to this day

also, i dont know if you are illiterate or simply retarded, but i never said grooming is good
i said the world is fucked so people cannot be fully be blamed for also being fucked in the head

 

[Deleted member 15004]

you need to reprogram your mind and stop thinking like that. perhaps, lose the Muslim religion and get with a better one. like catholicism. children need to mature and be given the privilege of an education and freedom to decide what they want in life. and some adult grooming that child belongs in a prison being groomed himself by Big Bubba or Tyrone the Anus Destroyer.

I'm against the pedo there but what you're saying here is borderline reddit tier.

What in your opinion should be the age of consent? If you were a lawmaker and a world-ruling overlord, would you allow men to marry and be with 14 year old foids? I'm curious to hear from you.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

catholicism? they are known to rape children
islam remains the most based religion to this day

also, i dont know if you are illiterate or simply retarded, but i never said grooming is good
i said the world is fucked so people cannot be fully be blamed for also being fucked in the head

i see what you're attempting to do! groom me. its not going to work, buddy! so you can remove that fantasy right now and move the fuck on!

I'm against the pedo there but what you're saying here is borderline reddit tier.

What in your opinion should be the age of consent? If you were a lawmaker and a world-ruling overlord, would you allow men to marry and be with 14 year old foids? I'm curious to hear from you.

age of consent should be 20. no exceptions! no freebies. no loopholes. solid 20! and any pornographer using the keyword 'teen' in their garbage will be arrested and jackhammered with fines.

heil Hitler!