Carnivore is the looksmaxxers diet

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It goes without saying and I don’t understand the controversy behind it so I will break it down in layman’s terms.

What it won’t do:
Ascend you
Unless you are Indian and are derived from getting incomplete proteins you might benefit from this more than the average person.

What it will do:
Keep your water retention near zero.

“Just pop furosemide”
Personally I’m not taking furosemide every Friday night to impress some bimbo. I’m going to mog at 9am Monday morning to stacylite at the coffee shop.

If you want to gymcell you are looking at a loss of maybe 10-15% gains. But if you are really that dedicated just hop on T, eat your carbs and be done with it.

All models will do keto for a bit before they walk that stage. Which you could do but I just don’t like vegetables they taste like shit. Also, you don’t have to be extremely strict, because again it won’t ascend you.

I might post on here some more as users in here tend to lack critical thinking skills. If you want longetivity and all that bullshit just join Brian Johnson on his journey. I’m here to mog, not live till I’m 90 by eating a “balanced” diet.
 
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It goes without saying and I don’t understand the controversy behind it so I will break it down in layman’s terms.
nah, surgery, adderral, and aqualyx is the looksmaxxers diet
 
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nah, surgery, adderral, and aqualyx is the looksmaxxers diet
Above all lies bimax. Nearly everyone could benefit from it but how many people do you know will actually go and do it.

And go ahead and pop adderall everyday see where that leads you.

Also, if you really struggle with it just get buccal fat removal fuck aqualyx.
 
Im just drinking enough water and my face is fine no matter what i eat. If you're boneless and talking about sum muh water retention muh bloat sure you can cope with carnivore
 
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It goes without saying and I don’t understand the controversy behind it so I will break it down in layman’s terms.

What it won’t do:
Ascend you
Unless you are Indian and are derived from getting incomplete proteins you might benefit from this more than the average person.

What it will do:
Keep your water retention near zero.

“Just pop furosemide”
Personally I’m not taking furosemide every Friday night to impress some bimbo. I’m going to mog at 9am Monday morning to stacylite at the coffee shop.

If you want to gymcell you are looking at a loss of maybe 10-15% gains. But if you are really that dedicated just hop on T, eat your carbs and be done with it.

All models will do keto for a bit before they walk that stage. Which you could do but I just don’t like vegetables they taste like shit. Also, you don’t have to be extremely strict, because again it won’t ascend you.

I might post on here some more as users in here tend to lack critical thinking skills. If you want longetivity and all that bullshit just join Brian Johnson on his journey. I’m here to mog, not live till I’m 90 by eating a “balanced” diet.
Carnivore is genuinely awful
 
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It goes without saying and I don’t understand the controversy behind it so I will break it down in layman’s terms.

What it won’t do:
Ascend you
Unless you are Indian and are derived from getting incomplete proteins you might benefit from this more than the average person.

What it will do:
Keep your water retention near zero.

“Just pop furosemide”
Personally I’m not taking furosemide every Friday night to impress some bimbo. I’m going to mog at 9am Monday morning to stacylite at the coffee shop.

If you want to gymcell you are looking at a loss of maybe 10-15% gains. But if you are really that dedicated just hop on T, eat your carbs and be done with it.

All models will do keto for a bit before they walk that stage. Which you could do but I just don’t like vegetables they taste like shit. Also, you don’t have to be extremely strict, because again it won’t ascend you.

I might post on here some more as users in here tend to lack critical thinking skills. If you want longetivity and all that bullshit just join Brian Johnson on his journey. I’m here to mog, not live till I’m 90 by eating a “balanced” diet.
So true ngl I went on carnivore only eating ground beef and cheese for a weak and I saw insane results in terms of facial leanness lost like 4 lbs water weight which is very shocking for me considering I had a good diet before hand eating animal based and 0 junk food
 
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20 percent carb with a 1:3 potassium ratio mogs. every time i have tried carnivore i feel shit and cant train for shit
 
Im just drinking enough water and my face is fine no matter what i eat. If you're boneless and talking about sum muh water retention muh bloat sure you can cope with carnivore
I’ve got Balkan phenotype so I’m safe, ig it just depends on how far you want to go to mog others.

Like even if I had a copy/paste of myself, I would want to mog him.

And, always remember "Well, you can always be thinner... look better"
 
Carnivore is genuinely awful
Ancestry pill. For example if you are mexican/asian/indian. Yeah you might find it more difficult due to epigenetics.

However if you are something like northern/eastern european or African you may find it relatively easy.
 
So true ngl I went on carnivore only eating ground beef and cheese for a weak and I saw insane results in terms of facial leanness lost like 4 lbs water weight which is very shocking for me considering I had a good diet before hand eating animal based and 0 junk food
mirin

Did you struggle with energy for a bit? My levels declined for the first month or so but eventually stabilized, the amino acids and the derivatives give me a decent energy profile now.
 
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Did you struggle with energy for a bit? My levels declined for the first month or so but eventually stabilized, the amino acids and the derivatives give me a decent energy profile now.
I only did it for a week to test I lost all water retention within the week and I live with family and they would notice if I did that long term
 

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