“Catching print” trend on tiktok

[insignia_]

Now women have this trend where they estimate dick size based on the print on a guy’s pants.

It’s over. WE all need to get a pump before we get caught lacking

 

[edcel]

Old news nigga

 

[insignia_]

Old news nigga

I guess

 

[insignia_]

Old news nigga

Are we adding bananas to the list of frauds to use

 

[inversions]

They just can't though

A faggot made it popular and it's innacruate

i have a micropenis anyways so they cant estimate SHIT

 

[Eyelet]

Are we adding bananas to the list of frauds to use

we?

 

[Tttopgtoni]

I they catch my print I'll just stick my dick in their mouth and piss in it

 

[edcel]

Are we adding bananas to the list of frauds to use

A banana wound give a weird ass curve

Cucumber would be better

 

[insignia_]

we?

Yes, WE

 

[insignia_]

I they catch my print I'll just stick my dick in their mouth and piss in it

Might be the move.

 

[insignia_]

They just can't though

A faggot made it popular and it's innacruate

i have a micropenis anyways so they cant estimate SHIT

True. Most niggas are growers anyway

 

[Sandriguez]

First they came for height, and I did not speak out because I was tall.
Then they came
for the nerds, and I did not speak out because I was not
a nerd.
Then they came for the poor, and I did not speak out because I was not poor.
Then they came for length, and there was no one left to speak for me.

 

[44z]

catching my print is like catching a fucking orca

 

[James holder]

A girl in my bio class kept doing this stg,
Need to have a perma semi atp

 

[insignia_]

A girl in my bio class kept doing this stg,
Need to have a perma semi atp

Is she bad

 

[soulless_npc]

It happened to me it was pretty fucking brutal

 

[James holder]

Is she bad

Shes got a very clingy boyfreind, and im kinda talking with her freind.

 

[44z]

It happened to me it was pretty fucking brutal

gotta stay cialismaxed

 

[insignia_]

It happened to me it was pretty fucking brutal

Did they say A

If a chick says mine’s an A, I’m becoming a tranny

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Now women have this trend where they estimate dick size based on the print on a guy’s pants.

It’s over. WE all need to get a pump before we get caught lacking

Isnt it biased towards showers ?

 

[insignia_]

Isnt it biased towards showers ?

What do you mean?

 

[AmericanMTN]

Bad day for growers

 

[insignia_]

Bad day for growers

Terrible day for growers

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

What do you mean?

Because growers need to be hard to show their true size

 

[soulless_npc]

Did they say A

If a chick says mine’s an A, I’m becoming a tranny

Nah she just said I had a small one it was humiliating, I'm not even below average

I was going for a jog and wearing these spandex shorts so I guess I gotta stuff some shit down them or just wear something else

 

[chudpiller]

am i chillin if they see the pump hidden under my pants

 

[insignia_]

Because growers need to be hard to show their true size

Oh I read showers as showers, like taking a shower.

Yes, it is biased towards showers. Their estimate can only be somewhat accurate if the guy is a shower.

 

[insignia_]

Nah she just said I had a small one it was humiliating, I'm not even below average

I was going for a jog and wearing these spandex shorts so I guess I gotta stuff some shit down them or just wear something else

Either start doing PE methods or don't wear spandex again

 

[avenox]

who gives a fuck?

Its innacurate anyway some people csn go from a 3 to an 8 and shit

but its foids so theyre too retarded to know and understand that.

 

[soapbubble]

my penis is literally 5-6x smaller when not erect

 

[insignia_]

my penis is literally 5x smaller when not erect

Real

 

[remusss]

saw some bitch say something that men now are hurt cause they are objectified, like that shit hurts me i can be an object, i can be a SEXUAL ONE anytime

if they try so hard to see length it just shows stupidity, i dont care somebody knows i have a small dick, i can slap and beat a bitch even if u took 10cm out of my dick, reuslting in negative length, cause i still got balls testosterone and a big hand

also if u have fat thigs wont u have a different print

 

[insignia_]

who gives a fuck?

Its innacurate anyway some people csn go from a 3 to an 8 and shit

but its foids so theyre too retarded to know and understand that.

True. Shit like this mostly happens in the U.S. anyway.

 

[uncykongrock]

Oh is that what they're doing with their phones tucked into their back pockets with the camera out? Along with recording you checking them out of course so they can ridicule/blackmail you later

 

[rawr]

My dick goes from 1 inch soft to 6.5 inches hard

 

[uncykongrock]

My dick goes from 1 inch soft to 6.5 inches hard

same on the growing front but lucky you, I only got 5x5 max

 

[stonecold trucel]

 

[Tttopgtoni]

 

[rawr]

same on the growing front but lucky you, I only got 5x5 max

BRUTAL

 

[uncykongrock]

BRUTAL

yep and nothing has worked to grow it and that's part of why im almost-40 year old technically virgin. I have had a handful of gfs before, slept with them naked, for years at a time, but we did most foreplay things except actual PIV sex.
and to make it worse im a bit tonguetied too. not enough that it affects my speech, but french kissing hurt me so I'd imagine i'd be no good at eating her pussy either.

But it's ok, the world is ending and I'm so far down in the hole of poor and isolation that I will probably never have another gf anyway, or if I do improve my situation and make enough money to participate in society I'll actually be 40 by then

 

[rawr]

yep and nothing has worked to grow it and that's part of why im almost-40 year old technically virgin. I have had a handful of gfs before, slept with them naked, for years at a time, but we did most foreplay things except actual PIV sex.
and to make it worse im a bit tonguetied too. not enough that it affects my speech, but french kissing hurt me so I'd imagine i'd be no good at eating her pussy either.

But it's ok, the world is ending and I'm so far down in the hole of poor and isolation that I will probably never have another gf anyway, or if I do improve my situation and make enough money to participate in society I'll actually be 40 by then

atleast you’ve had girlfriends lmao

 

[ntjayce]

A banana wound give a weird ass curve

Cucumber would be better

if it falls out tho then what lmao

 

[edcel]

if it falls out tho then what lmao

Tape nigga... tape

 

[ntjayce]

Tape nigga... tape

that is a horrible fucking plan just get a strap on atp