caught by my sister after the vape olympics

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so me and my cousin were in the garage tdy doing cloud competitions with my new vape. we’re maxing out the hits, coughing like we got asthma speedrun world record.

my little sister (she’s 9) comes in mid-hit and sees the biggest fog machine cloud of all time. she started screaming “MOM, THEY’RE SMOKING CRACK!!” Like wtf is wrong with u how can u be so dumb

so i’m panicking, trying to explain it’s just a vape, but cousin’s eyes are red like he’s possessed. to make it worse, he starts laughing uncontrollably and says “nah this the helium one.”

mom comes downstairs, sees us choking, thinks we’re dying , I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining it’s just a disposable lol

 

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so ovER for vapecels