Cha Eun Woo was in my city a week ago

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I just missed an important moment in human history!!!!!! FUCK 🀬🀬🀬😑😑😑!!!!!!



The korean PSL God was here a week ago and I completely missed him mogging these filipino subhuman manlet moon crickets, I wish my sister told me that he was gonna come here so I could've travelled to his location and admire his beautiful, gorgeous, perfect art of a fucking face from a far, and scream as loud as I can so he knows how much I support him and love his works, will he notice me if I did that? I just know what he smells like, bet he smells like roses with a hint of kimchi OMMMMFFFFFFFFFFG HDIDMEKCBISJEOSSH I WISH I WAS THERE TO WATCH HIM MOTION OMFG GOD WHY?!?!?!??!?! HOW DID I MISS THIS EVENT?!?!??!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A SIGN THAT HE'LL COME HERE?!?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW?!?!?!? 😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would die seeing him in person walking, literal fucking GOD amongst men, this guy is so fucking PEEERRRRFFFFEEECTTTT. God really took his time to create this korean GOD, I just can't take my eyes of him??? Why??? I just can't stop admiring him, why did God make him so fucking fine??? it's hurting me so deep, it hurts so much 😩😩😫😫 ever since I saw him in that netflix series True Beauty, I got hooked, it's like I just saw an angel sent to earth, the ecstacy that I got just by looking at his face was just AMAZING omg, it's like smoking weed for the first time, I wish I had a time machine to go back in time to experience that beautiful feeling again because I know for fact that I will never get to feel what I felt in that moment in time ever again in my life, how can I be so dumb to miss this beautiful human being's event? I'm so fucking dumb? 😞 I could've paid extra extra money for the entry tickets to his event so he can use my money to feed himself and his family, I would just give him all my savings just for existing tbh with you, he deserves everything in life, even my future kids and wife, I will sell my kids and my wife for a quick scent of his of his luscious armpit odor, lovingly caress armpit hair then to his beautiful perfect body till I slowly go down for his BIG. ASIAN. COCK and put it deep inside my throat but I doubt he would let me worship him because I'm a normie subhuman retard, but instead sell my kids and he'll just fuck my wife like the BULL that he is and make her squirt infront of me, it's fine tho as long as he is happy, I'm happy 😊☺ I swear I will never miss another event from you my GOD Cha, I promise you that I will never, EVER miss an event from you my Master, my Lord, Cha Eun Woo. βœ‹πŸ˜‡ End of thread.
 
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I framemog him.
 
I just missed an important moment in human history!!!!!! FUCK 🀬🀬🀬😑😑😑!!!!!!



The korean PSL God was here a week ago and I completely missed him mogging these filipino subhuman manlet moon crickets, I wish my sister told me that he was gonna come here so I could've travelled to his location and admire his beautiful, gorgeous, perfect art of a fucking face from a far, and scream as loud as I can so he knows how much I support him and love his works, will he notice me if I did that? I just know what he smells like, bet he smells like roses with a hint of kimchi OMMMMFFFFFFFFFFG HDIDMEKCBISJEOSSH I WISH I WAS THERE TO WATCH HIM MOTION OMFG GOD WHY?!?!?!??!?! HOW DID I MISS THIS EVENT?!?!??!? WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A SIGN THAT HE'LL COME HERE?!?!?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW?!?!?!? 😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would die seeing him in person walking, literal fucking GOD amongst men, this guy is so fucking PEEERRRRFFFFEEECTTTT. God really took his time to create this korean GOD, I just can't take my eyes of him??? Why??? I just can't stop admiring him, why did God make him so fucking fine??? it's hurting me so deep, it hurts so much 😩😩😫😫 ever since I saw him in that netflix series True Beauty, I got hooked, it's like I just saw an angel sent to earth, the ecstacy that I got just by looking at his face was just AMAZING omg, it's like smoking weed for the first time, I wish I had a time machine to go back in time to experience that beautiful feeling again because I know for fact that I will never get to feel what I felt in that moment in time ever again in my life, how can I be so dumb to miss this beautiful human being's event? I'm so fucking dumb? 😞 I could've paid extra extra money for the entry tickets to his event so he can use my money to feed himself and his family, I would just give him all my savings just for existing tbh with you, he deserves everything in life, even my future kids and wife, I will sell my kids and my wife for a quick scent of his of his luscious armpit odor, lovingly caress armpit hair then to his beautiful perfect body till I slowly go down for his BIG. ASIAN. COCK and put it deep inside my throat but I doubt he would let me worship him because I'm a normie subhuman retard, but instead sell my kids and he'll just fuck my wife like the BULL that he is and make her squirt infront of me, it's fine tho as long as he is happy, I'm happy 😊☺ I swear I will never miss another event from you my GOD Cha, I promise you that I will never, EVER miss an event from you my Master, my Lord, Cha Eun Woo. βœ‹πŸ˜‡ End of thread.

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genuinely the funniest post ive ever read on this forum
 

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