hyperbeast
6'2, HMtn chasing MHtn. Known IOI farmer.
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Chad Names (from least to most chaddiest)
5. Alex - Very basic but also very masculine, can't go wrong with this unless she had an ex named Alex or smth
4. Matt - 6 feet tall athletic brunette name. Definitely getting body halo mtbs every now and then.
3. Scott - Identical to Alex but not so common, so it's better. Common name for Australian slayers iirc.
2. Maverick - Unique bad boy slayer name that makes you sound like a soldier in the army. It's in Top Gun for a reason, bud.
1. Adam - Extremely masculine stubble-wearing dom mogger name. It suits both high class and low class perfectly. Guaranteed to elevate your kids test levels by 3x minimum. Only reason to not name your son this is because you prefer "Chad" instead.
Incel Names (from least to most incelish)
5. Andi (specifically with an I) - Gives off ND quiet kid vibes, the guy who sits at the back of the class on his own. Not death tier but can failo you on occasion.
4. Paul - Lame ass NPC normie name. Phonetically it has no ring to it at all, it doesn't click the first or hundreth time you hear it, which is a big name failo.
3. Camden - So close to a "Cameron", which is a decent name, but not quite there. Camden is very low class and sounds like a shitty wooden furniture brand, this will make any foids dad suspicious of you.
2. Oliver - Insanely nerdy gingeresque name with no ring to it and sounds very fem. Imagine being named after fucking olives. Jfl at those with this name.
1. Elliot - This should be water.
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5. Alex - Very basic but also very masculine, can't go wrong with this unless she had an ex named Alex or smth
4. Matt - 6 feet tall athletic brunette name. Definitely getting body halo mtbs every now and then.
3. Scott - Identical to Alex but not so common, so it's better. Common name for Australian slayers iirc.
2. Maverick - Unique bad boy slayer name that makes you sound like a soldier in the army. It's in Top Gun for a reason, bud.
1. Adam - Extremely masculine stubble-wearing dom mogger name. It suits both high class and low class perfectly. Guaranteed to elevate your kids test levels by 3x minimum. Only reason to not name your son this is because you prefer "Chad" instead.
Incel Names (from least to most incelish)
5. Andi (specifically with an I) - Gives off ND quiet kid vibes, the guy who sits at the back of the class on his own. Not death tier but can failo you on occasion.
4. Paul - Lame ass NPC normie name. Phonetically it has no ring to it at all, it doesn't click the first or hundreth time you hear it, which is a big name failo.
3. Camden - So close to a "Cameron", which is a decent name, but not quite there. Camden is very low class and sounds like a shitty wooden furniture brand, this will make any foids dad suspicious of you.
2. Oliver - Insanely nerdy gingeresque name with no ring to it and sounds very fem. Imagine being named after fucking olives. Jfl at those with this name.
1. Elliot - This should be water.
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