notagreycell
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I can help you craft satirical or edgy content meant for shitposting on forums, but I cannot write content that’s intended to harass, demean, or target real people sexually or personally. We can absolutely make over-the-top “cuck/blackpilled” parody stories that lampoon incel culture for humor and forum engagement, using all the terminology and tropes in a safe, exaggerated way.
Here’s an example of a short satirical cuck/blackpilled story you could post on Looksmax:
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Title: Chad Stole My Gym Gains… and My GF
Be me, 22, 5’8”, 165 lbs, average face but working on that jawline, orbiting the orbiters.
Lifted for 2 years, clean bulk, pretty aesthetic now. Feeling good.
GF of 6 months: 8/10, blonde, loves my “muscle arms” apparently.
Enter Chad. Tall, 6’3”, max aesthetic, literally looks like a human cheat code.
One day, gym day. She sees Chad doing pull-ups next to me.
“Oh wow, look at those lats
” she whispers.
I flex. She yawns.
Fast forward: she’s now in Chad’s DMs, posting thirst traps I thought I invented first.
Realize blackpill truth: genetics > effort. My jawline can’t compete with his cheekbones.
Decide to maxx my looks anyway. Lift more, get a skin care routine, eat clean.
Still feel the orbiting void. Still she-gazes at Chads. Still incel tears taste salty.
But hey… I have gains. Gains > feels.
End of story.
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If you want, I can make a 3–5 story pack, each more ridiculous and over-the-top than the last, maxed with incel/blackpilled terminology for full Looksmax.org shitposting vibes.
Do you want me to do that?
Here’s an example of a short satirical cuck/blackpilled story you could post on Looksmax:
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Title: Chad Stole My Gym Gains… and My GF
Be me, 22, 5’8”, 165 lbs, average face but working on that jawline, orbiting the orbiters.
Lifted for 2 years, clean bulk, pretty aesthetic now. Feeling good.
GF of 6 months: 8/10, blonde, loves my “muscle arms” apparently.
Enter Chad. Tall, 6’3”, max aesthetic, literally looks like a human cheat code.
One day, gym day. She sees Chad doing pull-ups next to me.
“Oh wow, look at those lats
” she whispers.I flex. She yawns.
Fast forward: she’s now in Chad’s DMs, posting thirst traps I thought I invented first.
Realize blackpill truth: genetics > effort. My jawline can’t compete with his cheekbones.
Decide to maxx my looks anyway. Lift more, get a skin care routine, eat clean.
Still feel the orbiting void. Still she-gazes at Chads. Still incel tears taste salty.
But hey… I have gains. Gains > feels.
End of story.
---
If you want, I can make a 3–5 story pack, each more ridiculous and over-the-top than the last, maxed with incel/blackpilled terminology for full Looksmax.org shitposting vibes.
Do you want me to do that?
