Chad growing up is a fun high test life

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Parents miraculously pass great genes for a superior baby boy. He is constantly 2 inches taller and 20 lbs heavier than the other kids. Parents are poor but dad realizes his son is a born slayer which motivates dad to make more money to support his growing son named Chad, gets a promotion to management. Chad gets everything he wants like air Jordan's, the best clothes. Always plenty of food to eat.

Girl's think he's so cute so girls do all his homework. All the cute girls always studying with him making him learn for tests.

Hs comes and Chad is growing dense muscles without even trying. He's already well over 6' and the coolest guy in school. Coaches put all tgeir faith blindly in him leading the sports teams. The community makes Chad into their local celebrity sports stud. All the hot chicks in school are taking turns sucking Chads dick in his 1999 mustang gt cobra.

School is ending. Average dorks sucked at sports, sucked with women and got miserable grades while Chad got all A's because all the girls in school always helped him out anytime he slacked off. So Chad is applying for all these prestigious colleges and getting acceptance letters in the mail every day. Chad voted prom king, valedictorian. Accepts a prestigious college and the whole school is in awe of his accomplishment.

He never tried to get big, good at sports, good grades and he didn't try to get women. Everything came to Chad. Everything goes through Chad. Coaches begged Chad to play football. Girls begged Chad to creampie them. Colleges begged him to accept. Scholarships' shower Chad and he goes to college for free

Chad and his new college buddies control the campus. Have the coolest pad, they dominate the coolest hotspots. Chad bangs a 100 10's in 4 years and graduates with a 5.0 while being drunk and high the entire time.

Right before college ends, Chad meets a 18 year old virgin who he marries, gets her pregnant and Chads uncle gives him a 200k dollar loan to jumpstart Chads trucking company he has been working on creating since hs ended. The fall after college ends, Chad has a full trucking company and after year 3, Chad is bringing in 300k a year in his personal savings. He is only 25 years old, has a hot loyal wife, 4 kids, a mansion in the country and tons of fun cool friends and his company is well on its way to become a household known company within 10 years. By age 28, Chad has 6 million dollars in assets. All the while the dorks he went to Hs with still live with their parents, still drive Chevy Cobalts around, still work as waiters at local restaurants and still suck at talking to women

*Lookism repost*
 
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not a word but agree
 
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while incel plays gutiar and vidya
 
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Chad is genetically designed for success. There's no competing. Bullies/jocks failing in life has been proven wrong time and time again
 
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this thread is very legit
 
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Giphy 6
 
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It’s all a upwards or downwards spiral. Your looks are good, then everything else is good. Your looks are bad, then everything else is bad. Trying to stop this downwards spiral will only hurt more.
 
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It’s all a upwards or downwards spiral. Your looks are good, then everything else is good. Your looks are bad, then everything else is bad. Trying to stop this downwards spiral will only hurt more.

You just gotta learn to accept your place in this world. You are brought into this world to serve those above you. Never forget this.
 
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NoPoo is a meme
I have the same hair type I know that because when i poo it everyday looks like that. When I don't it starts to shine:love:
 
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Yeh bro he is fucking hard and cuddling girls while you rot here
 
Its ovER, brb joining army to cope
 
I have the same hair type I know that because when i poo it everyday looks like that. When I don't it starts to shine:love:
Was on NoPoo for a few years (14-17).
I can't tell much of a difference with my hair tbh.
Mine is really dry too....
NoPoo just makes it more frizzy....
 
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Looks are everything
 
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This could of been me :cry:
 
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Sounds like a documentary.
 
You realize a genuine chad is like a 1 in 20 guy?
And outside the west more like 1 in 100.

No shit, some guys have it really good. Not that many, though
 
Excellent thread
 
Tenor 8
 
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Be chad or die theory confirmed yet again
 
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Not a single word was read
 
This is just your retarded fantasy

please kill yourself
 
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Jesus christ, I've never seen such a cope and delusional thread
 
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Parents miraculously pass great genes for a superior baby boy. He is constantly 2 inches taller and 20 lbs heavier than the other kids. Parents are poor but dad realizes his son is a born slayer which motivates dad to make more money to support his growing son named Chad, gets a promotion to management. Chad gets everything he wants like air Jordan's, the best clothes. Always plenty of food to eat.

Girl's think he's so cute so girls do all his homework. All the cute girls always studying with him making him learn for tests.

Hs comes and Chad is growing dense muscles without even trying. He's already well over 6' and the coolest guy in school. Coaches put all tgeir faith blindly in him leading the sports teams. The community makes Chad into their local celebrity sports stud. All the hot chicks in school are taking turns sucking Chads dick in his 1999 mustang gt cobra.

School is ending. Average dorks sucked at sports, sucked with women and got miserable grades while Chad got all A's because all the girls in school always helped him out anytime he slacked off. So Chad is applying for all these prestigious colleges and getting acceptance letters in the mail every day. Chad voted prom king, valedictorian. Accepts a prestigious college and the whole school is in awe of his accomplishment.

He never tried to get big, good at sports, good grades and he didn't try to get women. Everything came to Chad. Everything goes through Chad. Coaches begged Chad to play football. Girls begged Chad to creampie them. Colleges begged him to accept. Scholarships' shower Chad and he goes to college for free

Chad and his new college buddies control the campus. Have the coolest pad, they dominate the coolest hotspots. Chad bangs a 100 10's in 4 years and graduates with a 5.0 while being drunk and high the entire time.

Right before college ends, Chad meets a 18 year old virgin who he marries, gets her pregnant and Chads uncle gives him a 200k dollar loan to jumpstart Chads trucking company he has been working on creating since hs ended. The fall after college ends, Chad has a full trucking company and after year 3, Chad is bringing in 300k a year in his personal savings. He is only 25 years old, has a hot loyal wife, 4 kids, a mansion in the country and tons of fun cool friends and his company is well on its way to become a household known company within 10 years. By age 28, Chad has 6 million dollars in assets. All the while the dorks he went to Hs with still live with their parents, still drive Chevy Cobalts around, still work as waiters at local restaurants and still suck at talking to women

*Lookism repost*
He does all this things while you are crying and posting on .co
 
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i read it all and thats true, i see my middle school classmate in that role, always the best, statusmaxed athleat, fucking foids, good grades etc.
 
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Pietrosiek
 
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Than one night Chad's wife sees Tyrone, and 9 months later Chad's kid is miraculously half black.
 
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Than one night Chad's wife sees Tyrone, and 9 months later Chad's kid is miraculously half black.


projecting your blacked cuck fantasy to bring down chad is incel
 
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bump
 
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You just described me (about the height thing though).
 
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the actual reality is this

you're in your mid to late 20s, coping, playing vidya, still struggling with stuff even your average peers have dealt with years past

the average guy is in an LTR, settled into a house and some even have kids on the way

You're posting on a forum arguing about what percentile what person is, what looks rating x person is while everyone else simply exists and doesn't torture themselves with useless shit

And ON TOP OF THAT chad is accomplishing everything you dream of.

Brutal.
 
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Chad can never lose
 
Parents miraculously pass great genes for a superior baby boy. He is constantly 2 inches taller and 20 lbs heavier than the other kids. Parents are poor but dad realizes his son is a born slayer which motivates dad to make more money to support his growing son named Chad, gets a promotion to management. Chad gets everything he wants like air Jordan's, the best clothes. Always plenty of food to eat.

Girl's think he's so cute so girls do all his homework. All the cute girls always studying with him making him learn for tests.

Hs comes and Chad is growing dense muscles without even trying. He's already well over 6' and the coolest guy in school. Coaches put all tgeir faith blindly in him leading the sports teams. The community makes Chad into their local celebrity sports stud. All the hot chicks in school are taking turns sucking Chads dick in his 1999 mustang gt cobra.

School is ending. Average dorks sucked at sports, sucked with women and got miserable grades while Chad got all A's because all the girls in school always helped him out anytime he slacked off. So Chad is applying for all these prestigious colleges and getting acceptance letters in the mail every day. Chad voted prom king, valedictorian. Accepts a prestigious college and the whole school is in awe of his accomplishment.

He never tried to get big, good at sports, good grades and he didn't try to get women. Everything came to Chad. Everything goes through Chad. Coaches begged Chad to play football. Girls begged Chad to creampie them. Colleges begged him to accept. Scholarships' shower Chad and he goes to college for free

Chad and his new college buddies control the campus. Have the coolest pad, they dominate the coolest hotspots. Chad bangs a 100 10's in 4 years and graduates with a 5.0 while being drunk and high the entire time.

Right before college ends, Chad meets a 18 year old virgin who he marries, gets her pregnant and Chads uncle gives him a 200k dollar loan to jumpstart Chads trucking company he has been working on creating since hs ended. The fall after college ends, Chad has a full trucking company and after year 3, Chad is bringing in 300k a year in his personal savings. He is only 25 years old, has a hot loyal wife, 4 kids, a mansion in the country and tons of fun cool friends and his company is well on its way to become a household known company within 10 years. By age 28, Chad has 6 million dollars in assets. All the while the dorks he went to Hs with still live with their parents, still drive Chevy Cobalts around, still work as waiters at local restaurants and still suck at talking to women

*Lookism repost*
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being an early bloomer causes your growth plates to fuse years earlier so this scenario is unlikely

parents would not work harder just because their son is good looking. if anything it would be the opposite.

I doubt it. If this is the case, however, then it would prohibit him from getting a proper education which would make him struggle to get the subsequent mention of his 5.0 GPA.

Of course, because only good looking sons with poor dads can have such a car.

That's not preparing him for the future very well. Good luck in college, Chad.

Yes, because a valedictorian would certainly need help from girls on their homework. Great joke.

Nope

Ah yes - every person over a certain attractiveness threshold magically has a filthy rich uncle... Also, why have I not heard of this trucking company until now? And how exactly is working hard to create a company congruent with this quote right here?:




I can't imagine that would have been easy work. A much better thread idea would have been at least talking about a chad becoming a high paid model or social media star.

Not even close.

All in all, shit thread. Whoever wrote this on lookism is retarded. Jerking off to a fantasy of a fictional person who won the lottery in literally every aspect of life, and projecting that on others, just comes across as crabs in a bucket mentality.
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