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Podcast - C'est mon histoire : « Je me suis tapé le dieu de la plage » - Elle
Partie pour de tristes vacances en solo, Flore s'éclate comme jamais, grâce à un drôle de garçon bien décidé à rendre toutes les femmes heureuses !
www.elle.fr
"This is my story : I fucked with the god of the beach"
- After a break up, "Flore" (a young french girl) spends her holidays reading books on the beach near Bordeaux. (South-West France)
- One day, she sees a Chad walking down the beach, talking with EVERY girls and getting rejected. (nodding, insults etc)
- Chad finally comes to her and says "Hello, I'm Christopher" with a Scandinavian accent. "Do you wanna fuck ? No risks, no commitment, only pleasure"
- She politely declines and keeps observing Chad. Finally, another girl accepts : they leave and come back 2 hours later, smiling like post-coitus idiots.
- At night, Flore struggles to sleep as she starts to fantasize about Chad "whispering dirty words into her ears" (50 shades of grey level of writing)
- The next day, she decides to sit at the exact same spot "in hopes of meeting him again." Chad finally appears, doing his daily fuck routine.
- Ofc when her turn comes, she says yes and follows Chad to get fucked away from prying eyes while "quivering and feeling her desire rising" (50 shades again)
- After cooming 2 times, she then starts thinking about his ex and how the sex with him was boring and vanilla. Poor guy "wanted them to cum together", what a douche. While Chad was "preaching a simple, generous and truly shared pleasure."
- She then concludes by saying that "from now on, she will never tolerate any less" than sex with Chad.
JFL it's so over, normie gets sued for sexual harassment if he asks a girl's number at the bar while Chads effortlessly ask girls for casual sex on the beach.
Tbh this article is so fun I'd gladly translate it If I had time (and better english skills) rn
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