Chad that goes to PRO PROSTITUTE???!

What do you think about my ultimate fantasy?

  • I can see it being fun tbh

  • That's retarded nigga...


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Yuno_howitez

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Yes, you heard me right. I wont go to a prostitute as an ugly guy cause she will judge me.
But my dream would be to be a chad and go to a prostitute.
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WHY GO TO A PROSTITUE WHEN YOU CAN SEX ANY GIRL FROM THE STREETS? :feelsuhh:

Well my son, I would act like a total sperg. I would lie that I'm a virigin. Being very shy to the point it's cringe, looking at the ground. Before hand I would take cialis as well so my dick is in pornstar condition. I would apply bbcream, top tier hygiene, fragrance, that's all chad needs really. The prostitue should be young but experienced, I bet she will wonder "wow, why did he never have a girlfriend? he can fuck well too! (i would go after being experienced with girls). Right before I cum i would do some aspie shit like yell PIKACHU GO 10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt!!!!!!!
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I will then try to make her my girlfriend, Of course I wont kiss her but i will just try to see if i can turn a professional prostitute into my girlfriend then LEAVE HER ASS!
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