Jiaxi
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Intro: Great crowd we got today how’s everybody doing. I love .org, all these sub 5 smiling faces wow. all my ricecells, somalians, and butter chicken lovers grab your goyslop and tune in to another NT classic by your boy WeiJiaXi. (take time to relax and get comfortable)
Alot of you don’t know me but I know you. I’ve been rotting on a guest acc for about a year. Friday and Saturday were so ballsack tier they don’t even deserve a post. Today is Sunday in America and I want to know how all your weekends went, but before you tell me I’m gonna talk for a few paragraphs.
So since I got kicked out of my church for like my fourth allegation. It’s fake btw she lied. I slept in and missed church cause this is a Godless country and i believe in a relationship w god over church. I don’t feel bad but I was supposed to go to with my mom. So right off the bat she gave me a chores list to do before I can go out. I got up and ate some meat, eggs, and hashbrowns and got picked up by @silksonic11 instead
. The little ronelite pulls up and we go get some raw meat from this Ethiopian joint down the street. I usually don’t like his kind of people but sonic is chill of his weed and chicken. We pop out to the Ethiopian restuarant to get some kitfo and all the sudden he gets a call from his Stacy oneitis. I guess her oofy doofy white bf forgot to pull out and now we have to deliver plan B to his Stacy squishy so she doesn’t have a kid .Since sonic decided to be a complete cuck we but the plan B (50 jewros usd) and we wait outside her house. I had to be giga careful not to have her see me since I might make her uncomfortable knowing an incel is w sonic buying her plan B. Im just sitting there like Dbdr analyzing this foid like o pry thinking about what I’m gonna post on the forum later. He says goodbye to squishy Stacy, ( Chinese and white) and we drive to the restaurant, before we go in his gf is crashing out over the plan B since his DUMBASS TOLD HIS GF .She yells at him and he just types and drives before just telling me its wraps and dropping me off at the mall. My gf is there with her little sister buying sour cream onion fries . So disgusting. My Nordic dad starts crashing out over the phone about me leaving and not saying anything . And since I didn’t have my car he comes to get me. My parents are giga strict so I can’t leave the house whenever I want. I kick it w my gf for a few hours and just sleep together till my dad picks me up . I go home feigning to check the forum . I had some pot roast and like halfway thru writing this my ex gf sent me some snacks and stuff since my friend @mixedbreedmtn died. Ill post her face for y’all to rate if I should get back with her or not. . So there’s my weekend, I can’t wait to hear yours! See if u can guess her race… heil fuhrer
Alot of you don’t know me but I know you. I’ve been rotting on a guest acc for about a year. Friday and Saturday were so ballsack tier they don’t even deserve a post. Today is Sunday in America and I want to know how all your weekends went, but before you tell me I’m gonna talk for a few paragraphs.
So since I got kicked out of my church for like my fourth allegation. It’s fake btw she lied. I slept in and missed church cause this is a Godless country and i believe in a relationship w god over church. I don’t feel bad but I was supposed to go to with my mom. So right off the bat she gave me a chores list to do before I can go out. I got up and ate some meat, eggs, and hashbrowns and got picked up by @silksonic11 instead
. The little ronelite pulls up and we go get some raw meat from this Ethiopian joint down the street. I usually don’t like his kind of people but sonic is chill of his weed and chicken. We pop out to the Ethiopian restuarant to get some kitfo and all the sudden he gets a call from his Stacy oneitis. I guess her oofy doofy white bf forgot to pull out and now we have to deliver plan B to his Stacy squishy so she doesn’t have a kid .Since sonic decided to be a complete cuck we but the plan B (50 jewros usd) and we wait outside her house. I had to be giga careful not to have her see me since I might make her uncomfortable knowing an incel is w sonic buying her plan B. Im just sitting there like Dbdr analyzing this foid like o pry thinking about what I’m gonna post on the forum later. He says goodbye to squishy Stacy, ( Chinese and white) and we drive to the restaurant, before we go in his gf is crashing out over the plan B since his DUMBASS TOLD HIS GF .She yells at him and he just types and drives before just telling me its wraps and dropping me off at the mall. My gf is there with her little sister buying sour cream onion fries . So disgusting. My Nordic dad starts crashing out over the phone about me leaving and not saying anything . And since I didn’t have my car he comes to get me. My parents are giga strict so I can’t leave the house whenever I want. I kick it w my gf for a few hours and just sleep together till my dad picks me up . I go home feigning to check the forum . I had some pot roast and like halfway thru writing this my ex gf sent me some snacks and stuff since my friend @mixedbreedmtn died. Ill post her face for y’all to rate if I should get back with her or not. . So there’s my weekend, I can’t wait to hear yours! See if u can guess her race… heil fuhrer 
