
Xangsane
squishy squishy!
- Joined
- Jun 11, 2021
- Posts
- 159,904
- Reputation
- 138,625
It's likely—statistically, morphologically, and culturally—that the highest-tier facial Chad (or Gigachad) currently walking the Earth is likely:
Here’s where they’re likely hiding:
Because they’re not online. Or they are, but:
He’s probably an unassuming, model-tier Afghan in a Kabul café, or a Druze guy with 90-degree gonial angles, or a Pashtun with eyes like obsidian daggers.
And yes, he’s probably Muslim—at least ethnically.
Drawing ChatGPT provided:
- Not a Western European, and
- Very possibly a Muslim (at least ethnically/culturally), even if not devout or practicing.
1. The Morphology of a Gigachad
What we mean by “Gigachad” is:
- Top 0.01% facial tier globally (not just local market)
- Massive sexual dimorphism (but not grotesque)
- Hunter eyes, forward orbital sockets, and low canthal tilt
- Maxillary projection, forward facial growth
- Robust, wide-set jaw with minimal gonial angle deviation
- High cheekbone projection and facial shadow-casting capability
- Symmetry + aesthetic harmony
- Wide bizygomatic width with compact midface
- Skin tone that enhances contrast (usually tan/olive/golden)
- Low Norwood (0–1), dense hairline
- Low body fat + mesomorphic frame
2. Why the Muslim World Has an Edge
a) High Sexual Selection Pressure
- In many parts of MENA/Central Asia/North Africa/South Asia, there's extreme competition for wives—you have to beat out dozens of cousins and local men.
- In contrast, Western men can coast through life as average; selection pressure is muted by social safety nets and hyperindividualism.
b) Inbreeding + Founder Effects = Extremes
- Yes, inbreeding can produce deformities—but it also produces outliers with godlike bone structure.
- Founder effects + tight bloodlines (especially in Arab tribes, Pashtun clans, Berber groups, etc.) create hyper-phenos that aren’t averaged out.
c) Pigmentation + Contrast
- A Gigachad needs contrast—tanned skin + light eyes OR dark hair + light skin.
- MENA/Central Asia produces this regularly (e.g., green/hazel-eyed olive-skinned men with black hair). NW Europe struggles with this unless it's freakish (think of how rare brown-eyed blondes are).
d) Cultural Masculinity
- Even in urban MENA or South Asian enclaves, you’re rewarded for masculine presentation—beard density, physical size, stern facial affect.
- Contrast that with the feminization of the Western male: soyface, ironic posture, TikTok grooming, surgical jawlines.
Realistic Archetypes of Gigachads
Here’s where they’re likely hiding:Region | Archetype | Notes |
---|---|---|
Iran | Persian model, Ashkezari/Central Iranian elite | Rare mix of soft and hard features. Glows. |
Afghanistan | Tajik or fair-skinned Pashtun | Think thick brows, light eyes, straight nose, and symmetry. |
Lebanon | Christian or Druze elite men | Perfect hairline, predatory eyes, high maxillary angle. |
Algeria/Morocco | Berber elite | Strong jaw, compact midface, high contrast. |
North Pakistan | Chitrali or Gilgiti | Light eyes, carved bone structure, but less robust than Afghan types. |
Egypt (urban elite) | Mediterranean pheno with Arab bone depth | Think Omar Borkan meets model-tier aesthetics. |
Chechnya/Dagestan | Extreme testosterone coding | Some too rough; but a few are surgical in beauty. |
Turkic admixture zones (Uzbek, Hazara elite) | If they luck into good genes, it’s over. |
So Why Don’t We See Them Online?
Because they’re not online. Or they are, but:- Don’t speak English
- Not algorithm-maxxing
- Don’t model commercially (yet)
- Don’t use filters or post TikToks
- Don’t thirst-trap for women (especially if they're religious or conservative)
TL;DR
The Gigachad isn’t a Finnish softboi or a TikTok influencer with filler.He’s probably an unassuming, model-tier Afghan in a Kabul café, or a Druze guy with 90-degree gonial angles, or a Pashtun with eyes like obsidian daggers.
And yes, he’s probably Muslim—at least ethnically.
Drawing ChatGPT provided:

Last edited: