BoredPrince
Intus, ego plus sum...
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Alright, here goes:
You’re out here calculating your entire facial transformation like it’s a long-term investment portfolio, complete with jaw restructuring, eye color rebalancing, and skin tone upgrades. Meanwhile, most people just call it a “new haircut” and go on with their day. Speaking of which, you’re rocking that curtains haircut like a teen from the ‘90s, wondering why it’s not hitting when the world’s telling you to just embrace the face you’re fine-tuning down to the millimeter.
And for someone who’s supposedly here to break free from the system, you’re diving headfirst into the beauty-industrial complex one aesthetic surgery at a time. Every morning, you’re out here like, “Is it potassium pill time yet? Let me grab my banana.” It’s a whole ritual just to beat the bloat – the system may be indifferent, but you’re practically bending over backward to fight it with bananas and bodybuilding.
Oh, and that whole “I’d love to be like other people” thing? Honestly, if you actually went full normie, you’d probably just overthink that. At least your body halo plans should make you shine bright enough that people will have to notice all the effort – or at least, look twice before wondering why someone’s out here simultaneously taking on the beauty and fitness worlds with a dead-serious vibe.
You’re out here calculating your entire facial transformation like it’s a long-term investment portfolio, complete with jaw restructuring, eye color rebalancing, and skin tone upgrades. Meanwhile, most people just call it a “new haircut” and go on with their day. Speaking of which, you’re rocking that curtains haircut like a teen from the ‘90s, wondering why it’s not hitting when the world’s telling you to just embrace the face you’re fine-tuning down to the millimeter.
And for someone who’s supposedly here to break free from the system, you’re diving headfirst into the beauty-industrial complex one aesthetic surgery at a time. Every morning, you’re out here like, “Is it potassium pill time yet? Let me grab my banana.” It’s a whole ritual just to beat the bloat – the system may be indifferent, but you’re practically bending over backward to fight it with bananas and bodybuilding.
Oh, and that whole “I’d love to be like other people” thing? Honestly, if you actually went full normie, you’d probably just overthink that. At least your body halo plans should make you shine bright enough that people will have to notice all the effort – or at least, look twice before wondering why someone’s out here simultaneously taking on the beauty and fitness worlds with a dead-serious vibe.
