Udexa
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he Impact of Clavicular the Looksmaxxer on the Next Generation
- Genetic Uplift: His children are born with clavicles so wide they brush door frames. Shoulder-to-waist ratios become family heirlooms.
- Cultural Shift: Entire forums worship his jawline and collarbone span. Textbooks teach “The Golden Ratio of Clavicular.”
- Selective Mating Standards: Women ask not “what do you do?” but “what’s your biacromial width?” Men stretch their scapulas in hope.
- Technological Innovation: Gyms start selling “Clavi-Stretchers.” Orthodontics becomes obsolete because every jaw is genetically blessed.
- Spiritual Influence: People start mewing while praying. Churches replace crosses with clavicle bones.
