Chewing gum works unless you're a complete retard

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"Chewing didn't work for me, it only gave me TMJ and made me bloated, Btw I chewed for 6 hours straight each day with 20 pieces of mastic gum"

The dumb fucks that chewed for hours when they've never done it before have to be extremely autistic, they always take things to the extreme. Do everything in moderation and then slowly increase til you get the results you desire

alot of retards here have never heard of Progressive Overload
 
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im kinda embarrassed to say this but I used to chew gum for hours and hours back in like 2020 cause I saw a video about mewing and growing ur jaw
ended up getting TMJ for life and asymmetrical jaw
 
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im kinda embarrassed to say this but I used to chew gum for hours and hours back in like 2020 cause I saw a video about mewing and growing ur jaw
ended up getting TMJ for life and asymmetrical jaw
I've never done more than 1 hour, my jaw muscles are the only one I've never overworked off of pure instinct, everything else is whatever
 
I've never done more than 1 hour, my jaw muscles are the only one I've never overworked off of pure instinct, everything else is whatever
did you get unbloated once you stopped chewing gum ?
 
Imagine thinking chewing gum is going to transform you into chad. Bunch of geniuses on this site
 
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Imagine thinking chewing gum is going to transform you into chad. Bunch of geniuses on this site
It obviously won't turn you into chad neither will mewing, don't try and twist my words

If you're subhuman only surgery will help you
 
It obviously won't turn you into chad neither will mewing, don't try and twist my words

If you're subhuman only surgery will help you
If you're subhuman, nothing will help you
 
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Back in my days, all kids chewed gum constantly, there was this rock-hard cheap Turkish gum that was sold everywhere, but they all ended up looking different - some good looking, some average, some ugly, etc., genetics dictate how your face will look like, chewing gum has little impact on your facial development.
 
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If you're subhuman, nothing will help you
Depending on the level of subhumanity, becoming a mtn would be considered an ascension, the difference in treatment would be lifechanging
 

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