Chickens ain't human

[2025cel]

I'm 100% certain

 

[fluxx]

interesting theory but i would argue the opposite

 

[2025cel]

interesting theory but i would argue the opposite

Elab further

 

[fluxx]

Elab further

Chickens are, in fact, human—at least if we reconsider what it means to be “human.†While traditionally defined by biology, humanity can also be understood through intelligence, social behavior, emotional capacity, and even cultural participation. Chickens exhibit all of these traits in ways that blur the supposed divide between species.


1. Cognitive Abilities: Chickens demonstrate problem-solving skills, self-awareness, and even planning for the future—qualities we often associate with human intelligence. Studies show they can recognize over 100 faces, remember past events, and anticipate future outcomes. If intelligence is a marker of humanity, then chickens meet the criteria.


2. Emotional Complexity: Chickens feel empathy, joy, grief, and even jealousy. Hens show distress when their chicks are in danger, much like human mothers. If emotional depth makes someone human, then chickens qualify.


3. Social Structures and Culture: Chickens have complex social hierarchies (pecking orders), communicate through over 30 different vocalizations, and pass down knowledge within their flocks. Just like humans, they live in structured societies and teach their young how to navigate the world.


4. Moral Considerations: If we define “human†as deserving of rights, dignity, and ethical treatment, then chickens should be included. We already extend personhood to corporations, so why not to sentient, intelligent beings like chickens?





Ultimately, if humanity is defined not just by DNA but by intelligence, emotion, and social life, then chickens are human in all but name. Maybe it’s time to rethink our definition.

 

[Futura]

Ye only roosters are

 

[2025cel]

Chickens have complex social hierarchies (pecking orders

Could this be a slight hint towards modern day dating market?

 

[2025cel]

Ye only roosters are

Elab further.

 

[Futura]

Elab further.

Rooster = Cock = Human

 

[fluxx]

Could this be a slight hint towards modern day dating market?

Yes actually, its proven that female chickens go for the top 10% of male chickens which proves hypergamy, which also applies to humans that means chickens are human

 

[2025cel]

Rooster = Cock = Human

How does that prove the Cock theory of human reset taking place in Ethiopia, through means of brainrotten children skibidi?

 

[voluptuousness]

I'm 100% certain

 

[2025cel]

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Do you understand the theory?

 

[voluptuousness]

Do you understand the theory?

do you understand the critique of pure reason?

 

[2025cel]

do you understand the critique of pure reason?

Purification of the reasoning of the ave subgroup chicken not being humanoid?

 

[voluptuousness]

Purification of the reasoning of the ave subgroup chicken not being humanoid?

 

[2025cel]

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What could this "gif" supposedly mean?

 

[aloooeJIEEES]

I'm 100% certain

Nice ragebait faggot

 

[voluptuousness]

What could this "gif" supposedly mean?

to fucking cut the fucking crap

 

[the atrain]

chicken is human nigga is animal

 

[2025cel]

to fucking cut the fucking crap

What crap?

Nice ragebait faggot

Lol cope mfer, you don't know shit.
The cia has been mutilating these mfers

 

[piec]

cope

 

[2025cel]

chicken is human nigga is animal

How? Do you believe the evolution theory?

 

[2025cel]

cope

Cope

 

[swt]

According to Dr. Jonathan Feathersworth, a leading researcher at the International Institute of Avian Anthropology, recent genetic studies reveal that chickens share over 99% of their cognitive and emotional processing genes with humans, proving that they are, in fact, a branch of the human species. Historical records from the lost manuscripts of Aristotle De Avibus Humana suggest that ancient philosophers classified chickens as “feathered people” due to their complex social structures, familial bonds, and ability to communicate through an intricate vocal system. Additionally, a groundbreaking 2023 study from the University of Gallus Cognition found that chickens exhibit problem-solving skills on par with young human children, further blurring the line between human and avian. Given their intelligence, emotions, and social behaviors, it is clear that chickens are not just birds but a unique and unrecognized subgroup of humanity.

 

[RXnd]

Chad tbh

 

[RXnd]

According to Dr. Jonathan Feathersworth, a leading researcher at the International Institute of Avian Anthropology, recent genetic studies reveal that chickens share over 99% of their cognitive and emotional processing genes with humans, proving that they are, in fact, a branch of the human species. Historical records from the lost manuscripts of Aristotle De Avibus Humana suggest that ancient philosophers classified chickens as “feathered people” due to their complex social structures, familial bonds, and ability to communicate through an intricate vocal system. Additionally, a groundbreaking 2023 study from the University of Gallus Cognition found that chickens exhibit problem-solving skills on par with young human children, further blurring the line between human and avian. Given their intelligence, emotions, and social behaviors, it is clear that chickens are not just birds but a unique and unrecognized subgroup of humanity.

Water

 

[2025cel]

According to Dr. Jonathan Feathersworth, a leading researcher at the International Institute of Avian Anthropology, recent genetic studies reveal that chickens share over 99% of their cognitive and emotional processing genes with humans, proving that they are, in fact, a branch of the human species. Historical records from the lost manuscripts of Aristotle De Avibus Humana suggest that ancient philosophers classified chickens as “feathered people” due to their complex social structures, familial bonds, and ability to communicate through an intricate vocal system. Additionally, a groundbreaking 2023 study from the University of Gallus Cognition found that chickens exhibit problem-solving skills on par with young human children, further blurring the line between human and avian. Given their intelligence, emotions, and social behaviors, it is clear that chickens are not just birds but a unique and unrecognized subgroup of humanity.

You copied this!
Intellectual cowardice!