Chocolate Shit Cookies!!

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From here (Braincels OP)

First click on this link:

https://www.loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/shippable-chocolate-shit-cookies/




Now let's do some calculations:

  1. She sells a single piece of shit cookies at 19.99$ (I guess that's USD)
  2. At 5.94$ you can get a pack of 52 chocolate chip cookies: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Chocolate-Chip-Cookies-52-ct-36-oz/40170273


  3. Each of those shit cookies takes 2 cookies, so she can make 26 shit cookies with one pack.
  4. Let's assume she ate a 2 burritos from chipotle on the other day and she can make 26 shit cookies from the fresh morning shit. Two burritos will cost around 20$.
  5. So her total cost is like 26$
  6. She sells 26 shit cookies at 26 x 19.99 = 519.74$ ~ 520$
  7. Her gross revenue is 520$ - 26$ = 494$ without the shipping cost.
  8. Yup, her ass is a literal money printing machine.
I have some technical questions:

  1. Can shit be a "taxable" product/item?
  2. If not, how does she pay the tax?

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JFL at the state of this world.
 

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One has to ask himself after reading this.

What the fuck is wrong with Humanity?
 
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It is truly over for us as a species.

All of this only leads me to a single conclusion.

Hitler should've won World war 2.
 
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Ive seen cases where sluts sold their used tampons or bath water, but this beats everything

absolutely gross

cucks should be beheaded
 
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All of this only leads me to a single conclusion.

Hitler should've won World war 2.
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Ive seen cases where sluts sold their used tampons or bath water, but this beats everything

absolutely gross

cucks should be beheaded
She also sells her period blood, panties, shit twinkies (literally) and pee cakes.
JFL
 
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At least we're not speaking German
 
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You wouldn't be here then :feelskek::feelshaha:
I'd rather not exist than be an Incel.
Hitler would've made this world a better place no doubt about it.
 
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I don't understand men who give women money and don't even get a blowjob in return.
 
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