chrisN latest slay story

[chrisN]

Slayed this girl in my uni, got her snap and 2 days ago after going out for the night she ended up at the same club but I was too high inhib to look for her so just stayed with my group of girl friends.

After the club closed told her to come to my place since we were all gonna watch a movie, she’d already gone back home and gotten in bed but she literally lives across the street from me and ended up coming over, took to my room cus I ‘needed help with uni stuff’ fucked her 4 times although on the second she wanted a break and I ended up needing to puke cus I kept doing vodka shots when I was out, regardless I brushed my teeth and got back in bed, she was still tired so we just talked for like 2 hours

Body was so mogger, her tits were literally perfect and ass was fat. Whilst we were talking she was pressing her tits against my body and I was still so horny cus I hadn’t finished, after a while we fuck again and I finally make her cum from fingering and deep fucking in missionary, hit it raw too

I then started to hurt her so we stopped again and actually slept for a while (I’m dicklet 6.2 inch) with shit girth but I used pumping to temp fix girth with the edema. Anyway we wake up had breakfast and fucked again then walked her home

Tattmaxxed earlier that day, safe to say I’ll remember it, will probably fuck her again as an fwb (fingers crossed she doesn’t want more) girl from my last slay story is gonna come visit me soon and the virgin one that I had an embarassing date with.

Life good rn

inb4 tales


@5.5psl @TallDarkAndHandsome @Gengar @Dr. Bruh @mvp2v1 @HarrierDuBois @pneumocystosis @DelonLover1999 @Whatashame @anticel

 

[6”3mogger]

What’s your height, bidelt and car?

 

[chrisN]

+ took 75mg viagra
- did not finish

 

[ChadL1te]

Are you still frauding like 5 inches

 

[chrisN]

What’s your height, bidelt and car?

Fraud 5,11
Bidelt haven’t measured I’d estimate 19-20inch, havent gymcelled in a while, just lean from sema rn but still have muscle mass
Didn’t bring my car to uni but it was a ford fiesta 2011 (fucked goth girl in from last slay story)

 

[chrisN]

Are you still frauding like 5 inches

Ofc

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Allow me to use my realistic editing for that garbage you just ejaculated, you fucking creep.

With that said.

Good day, chaps! I've finally gotten the ol'wanker inside a cesspool. But two days ago, after exploring same-gender intimacy, I discerned her in the club but this time, I was too wacky-macky to entertain her so I stayed with my transgender gang.

Eventually, we met up. But after the club closed, I invited her back to my basement at Granny's house. At the time, she was across the street because, well, that's where she lives. Ugh, right? What are the mind-boggling odds that I would slay someone I've known all my life? Lucky, I know.

Anywho, I manipulated her into believing I needed help with my No Child Left Behind uni assignment. Booyah, we had sex for a long time, so long, she requested a timeout and reacted, "Ugh, boo, you torn my bussy all up. I need to go soak it in some Dr. Teal Soaking solution, where's the tub?"

Check it, his body looked exactly like a girl's. Tits, Brazilian butt implants, and... well... he didn't get the ol'whacker removed yet, but, it's all good with me.

Life good rn

inb4 tales

 

[TallDarkAndHandsome]

Slayed this girl in my uni, got her snap and 2 days ago after going out for the night she ended up at the same club but I was too high inhib to look for her so just stayed with my group of girl friends.

After the club closed told her to come to my place since we were all gonna watch a movie, she’d already gone back home and gotten in bed but she literally lives across the street from me and ended up coming over, took to my room cus I ‘needed help with uni stuff’ fucked her 4 times although on the second she wanted a break and I ended up needing to puke cus I kept doing vodka shots when I was out, regardless I brushed my teeth and got back in bed, she was still tired so we just talked for like 2 hours

Body was so mogger, her tits were literally perfect and ass was fat. Whilst we were talking she was pressing her tits against my body and I was still so horny cus I hadn’t finished, after a while we fuck again and I finally make her cum from fingering and deep fucking in missionary, hit it raw too

I then started to hurt her so we stopped again and actually slept for a while (I’m dicklet 6.2 inch) with shit girth but I used pumping to temp fix girth with the edema. Anyway we wake up had breakfast and fucked again then walked her home

Tattmaxxed earlier that day, safe to say I’ll remember it, will probably fuck her again as an fwb (fingers crossed she doesn’t want more) girl from my last slay story is gonna come visit me soon and the virgin one that I had an embarassing date with.

Life good rn

inb4 tales


@5.5psl @TallDarkAndHandsome @Gengar @Dr. Bruh @mvp2v1 @HarrierDuBois @pneumocystosis @DelonLover1999 @Whatashame @anticel

Fuck you chad fakecel

Jokes aside, I really gotta switch environments to fix my inhibition

 

[Gengar]

Slayed this girl in my uni, got her snap and 2 days ago after going out for the night she ended up at the same club but I was too high inhib to look for her so just stayed with my group of girl friends.

After the club closed told her to come to my place since we were all gonna watch a movie, she’d already gone back home and gotten in bed but she literally lives across the street from me and ended up coming over, took to my room cus I ‘needed help with uni stuff’ fucked her 4 times although on the second she wanted a break and I ended up needing to puke cus I kept doing vodka shots when I was out, regardless I brushed my teeth and got back in bed, she was still tired so we just talked for like 2 hours

Body was so mogger, her tits were literally perfect and ass was fat. Whilst we were talking she was pressing her tits against my body and I was still so horny cus I hadn’t finished, after a while we fuck again and I finally make her cum from fingering and deep fucking in missionary, hit it raw too

I then started to hurt her so we stopped again and actually slept for a while (I’m dicklet 6.2 inch) with shit girth but I used pumping to temp fix girth with the edema. Anyway we wake up had breakfast and fucked again then walked her home

Tattmaxxed earlier that day, safe to say I’ll remember it, will probably fuck her again as an fwb (fingers crossed she doesn’t want more) girl from my last slay story is gonna come visit me soon and the virgin one that I had an embarassing date with.

Life good rn

inb4 tales


@5.5psl @TallDarkAndHandsome @Gengar @Dr. Bruh @mvp2v1 @HarrierDuBois @pneumocystosis @DelonLover1999 @Whatashame @anticel

Lifemogs me to death. Mirin bhai! Should have taken some pics so I could have added it to my fap folder though.

 

[chrisN]

Lifemogs me to death. Mirin bhai! Should have taken some pics so I could have added it to my fap folder though.

I’ll hide a camera next time

 

[chrisN]

Fuck you chad fakecel

Jokes aside, I really gotta switch environments to fix my inhibition

Yeah take the delusion pill and just blend in with nt mfs

 

[hybobu]

can u send pics

 

[chrisN]

can u send pics

Of what

 

[hybobu]

Of what

the girl nigga?

 

[Huge غرور]

chrisN latest STD story

 

[sportsmogger]

Whats ur looks level

 

[chrisN]

Whats ur looks level

Subhuman but I’ve been told mtn/htn depending on who I ask

 

[truthhurts]

Fraud 5,11
Bidelt haven’t measured I’d estimate 19-20inch, havent gymcelled in a while, just lean from sema rn but still have muscle mass
Didn’t bring my car to uni but it was a ford fiesta 2011

(fucked goth girl in from last slay story)

Link thread bhai

Subhuman

Based on whose ratings?

but I’ve been told mtn/htn depending on who I ask

What celebrity do you resemble the most?
Mirin your slay story tho

 

[chrisN]

Link thread bhai

Too lazy just type chrisN non escort slay Looksmax on google if your bothered

What celebrity do you resemble the most?
Mirin your slay story tho

Idk I have pretty basic pheno, brown curly hair brown eyes wide jaw fat face