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So I made a tinder account a week ago to try to help get more experience talking to girls because I poked my oneitis in the eye when I went for a kiss and had generational aura loss, not to mention being cold approached by girls and not doing anything about because I was too scared.

My tinder actually did well got 40 matches and one girl who messaged me first saying that she recognised me from school, she admitted she had a crush on me (I didn’t believe her because I’ve always thought I was subhuman, turns out a few girls in the year below mine had a crush on me and this girl was one of them) she literally asked me about shit I’d never told anyone because girls would eavesdrop and share with their friends (shits wild I’m still riding the validation high, the entire year I thought my presence was a stain on the people next to me and felt like shit 24/7)

Anyway I didn’t recognise her and she said she had a crush on me so I asked if she wanted to do something.

Yesterday I took her to a bar by car (so I couldn’t drink), took 50mg furosemide (I’m rationing cus I don’t have much left), 12mg cialis, pumped my dick for temporary edema and applied makeup like always. The date actually went really well, like no awkward silences and she has the same music taste as me.

After the date we went for a drive, then pulled in on top of a cliff overlooking the sea and made out for a while, i grabbed her tits and fingered her then like 2 cars pulled up beside us and people came out. They definitely knew JFL. The 2 cars blocked me from leaving though so I had to get out and ask them to move, after they moved we went further down the road into a bend.

Fingered her again until she squirted twice, she said she wasn’t gonna fuck me then asked me to get my dick out and we fucked 😍. I was in the rear seat and she was on top like cowgirl but I’d pick her up and throw her down on my dick to fuck her harder.

Boyos neck grabbing is legit she loved it, we then did missionary and some other positions for a while in total this was probably around 2 hours, I genuinely have a problem probably death grip and pumping caused it where I can last hella long and this time didn’t even cum. I wanted to keep going but my diabetes cucked me, but I was satisfied cus I made her cum and we fucked for over an hour anyway.

Life is good rn icl

Monumental moment for chrisN.

I would like to thank my family and friends for this moment
 
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sex haver ramblings

dnr
 
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@5.5psl @pneumocystosis @ascension @garoupilled_ @Gengar
 
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Reacted now, will read later. Was supposed to be at my friend’s place at 4 pm, it’s 4:19 pm now. :ogre:
 
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Good story but who has more reps? Simmer down buddy
 
Good story but who has more reps? Simmer down buddy
Bro does not know chrisN badass lore - show some respect bud
 
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Good story but who has more reps? Simmer down buddy
idk what to do now, the other Becky that’s my oneitis (because she was the first girl I cold approached, she isn’t that hot but I still want her) is still interested in me. Should I commit to one or play them both?
 
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So I made a tinder account a week ago to try to help get more experience talking to girls because I poked my oneitis in the eye when I went for a kiss and had generational aura loss, not to mention being cold approached by girls and not doing anything about because I was too scared.

My tinder actually did well got 40 matches and one girl who messaged me first saying that she recognised me from school, she admitted she had a crush on me (I didn’t believe her because I’ve always thought I was subhuman, turns out a few girls in the year below mine had a crush on me and this girl was one of them) she literally asked me about shit I’d never told anyone because girls would eavesdrop and share with their friends (shits wild I’m still riding the validation high, the entire year I thought my presence was a stain on the people next to me and felt like shit 24/7)

Anyway I didn’t recognise her and she said she had a crush on me so I asked if she wanted to do something.

Yesterday I took her to a bar by car (so I couldn’t drink), took 50mg furosemide (I’m rationing cus I don’t have much left), 12mg cialis, pumped my dick for temporary edema and applied makeup like always. The date actually went really well, like no awkward silences and she has the same music taste as me.

After the date we went for a drive, then pulled in on top of a cliff overlooking the sea and made out for a while, i grabbed her tits and fingered her then like 2 cars pulled up beside us and people came out. They definitely knew JFL. The 2 cars blocked me from leaving though so I had to get out and ask them to move, after they moved we went further down the road into a bend.

Fingered her again until she squirted twice, she said she wasn’t gonna fuck me then asked me to get my dick out and we fucked 😍. I was in the rear seat and she was on top like cowgirl but I’d pick her up and throw her down on my dick to fuck her harder.

Boyos neck grabbing is legit she loved it, we then did missionary and some other positions for a while in total this was probably around 2 hours, I genuinely have a problem probably death grip and pumping caused it where I can last hella long and this time didn’t even cum. I wanted to keep going but my diabetes cucked me, but I was satisfied cus I made her cum and we fucked for over an hour anyway.

Life is good rn icl

Monumental moment for chrisN.

I would like to thank my family and friends for this moment
Mogger, where did you get the Cialis ? Is it necessary? Or does it just give you confidence ?
 
No picks no car another basement rambling :feelstastyman:
 
So I made a tinder account a week ago to try to help get more experience talking to girls because I poked my oneitis in the eye when I went for a kiss and had generational aura loss, not to mention being cold approached by girls and not doing anything about because I was too scared.

My tinder actually did well got 40 matches and one girl who messaged me first saying that she recognised me from school, she admitted she had a crush on me (I didn’t believe her because I’ve always thought I was subhuman, turns out a few girls in the year below mine had a crush on me and this girl was one of them) she literally asked me about shit I’d never told anyone because girls would eavesdrop and share with their friends (shits wild I’m still riding the validation high, the entire year I thought my presence was a stain on the people next to me and felt like shit 24/7)

Anyway I didn’t recognise her and she said she had a crush on me so I asked if she wanted to do something.

Yesterday I took her to a bar by car (so I couldn’t drink), took 50mg furosemide (I’m rationing cus I don’t have much left), 12mg cialis, pumped my dick for temporary edema and applied makeup like always. The date actually went really well, like no awkward silences and she has the same music taste as me.

After the date we went for a drive, then pulled in on top of a cliff overlooking the sea and made out for a while, i grabbed her tits and fingered her then like 2 cars pulled up beside us and people came out. They definitely knew JFL. The 2 cars blocked me from leaving though so I had to get out and ask them to move, after they moved we went further down the road into a bend.

Fingered her again until she squirted twice, she said she wasn’t gonna fuck me then asked me to get my dick out and we fucked 😍. I was in the rear seat and she was on top like cowgirl but I’d pick her up and throw her down on my dick to fuck her harder.

Boyos neck grabbing is legit she loved it, we then did missionary and some other positions for a while in total this was probably around 2 hours, I genuinely have a problem probably death grip and pumping caused it where I can last hella long and this time didn’t even cum. I wanted to keep going but my diabetes cucked me, but I was satisfied cus I made her cum and we fucked for over an hour anyway.

Life is good rn icl

Monumental moment for chrisN.

I would like to thank my family and friends for this moment
How do you last 2 hours I can't even last 5 minutes
 
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How do you last 2 hours I can't even last 5 minutes
I have no idea how you finish in 5 mins that’s beyond me, the idea that people can’t last long is wild to me
 
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I have no idea how you finish in 5 mins that’s beyond me, the idea that people can’t last long is wild to me
I guess years of masturbation does its job
 
wyll send pic pls
 
Just skip this Chad ramblings.
 
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Do you regret loosing v card to escort? Im thinking about doing it, I've got many girls I could go on dates with but I'm so non-nt and anxious that idk if it would be easier to do escort first
 
Do you regret loosing v card to escort? Im thinking about doing it, I've got many girls I could go on dates with but I'm so non-nt and anxious that idk if it would be easier to do escort first
no thats literally why i did it
 
Reacted now, will read later. Was supposed to be at my friend’s place at 4 pm, it’s 4:19 pm now. :ogre:
You have friends 😮
 
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Are you actually a turbomanlet? Height?
 
Also looks level and Dimensions. I promise you this is all in good faith and practice. Just cooperate as much as possible and this will all roll over smoothly :feelsyay:
 
Are you actually a turbomanlet? Height?
5,7 as of this month
Also looks level and Dimensions. I promise you this is all in good faith and practice. Just cooperate as much as possible and this will all roll over smoothly :feelsyay:
idk looks level i think im subhuman
 
5,7 as of this month

idk looks level i think im subhuman
no shot you’re a subhuman, what was the looks level of the girl (not going by .org standards)
 
have you talked to her at all or had any more activity with her since this thread ? Or just with any w*men in general
i talk to her everyday, im possibly hooking up with 2 girls on the weekend and a date on monday JFL, i have female friends and everything.
 
i talk to her everyday, im possibly hooking up with 2 girls on the weekend and a date on monday JFL, i have female friends and everything.
Living contradiction of the heightpill wtf
 
5,10/11 compression fucks me icl
4 inches is good, I’ve tried wearing 3 inch lifts, but when I stand next to my dad (who I’m already like an inch taller than) I don’t fucking look 4 inches taller. Idek. I’m gonna buy timbs soon
 
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Mirin hard u bastard
 
You have friends 😮
Yeah. I used to have a ton of friends but now I only have 2 best friends. :ogre: I am not including people I know as acquaintances as friends, btw. Even if technically speaking they count as friends too. :Comfy:
 
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