Christians be like

[deadstock]

"I promise i'm a virgin! The baby is from god! He fucked me in my sleep"

"Oh of course, milady! If you say so it must be true"

 

[deadstock]

Jesus was the king of the jews

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

I thought you were Italian

 

[recai iskender]

I thought you were Italian

My syrian brother are you alawite by any chance

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

My syrian brother are you alawite by any chance

No

 

[Descendentz]

never ask deadstock why he lives in a christian country

 

[recai iskender]

No

Ya Allah Ya Muhammad Ya Ali amir al-mu'minin

 

[n9wiff]

why he lives in a christian country

Jews

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Ya Ali amir al-mu'minin