Jué
𝕯𝖝𝕯 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖜|𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃
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Chapter 1: The Lubricated Throne
In the exact center of the continent of Gargantua, stood the Masturbatorium Palace, a fortress built from synthetic flesh, chrome metal, and a perpetual fog of pheromones. There, on his Lubricated Throne made of ivory and the skin of a sadomasochistic unicorn, ruled Lord Jué, the eternal monarch of the 69 Kingdoms.
With his crown of golden dildos and his vibrating scepter, Lord Jué watched over his royal council, gathered to address a matter of utmost urgency: the rise of the Non-Watchers.
—"These heretics are messing with the recommendation algorithm!" roared @2025cel who had an OLED screen embedded in his chest streaming vintage hentai on loop. "If we don't stop them, the temples of OnlyFaps will soon be empty!"
@itzyaboyJJ wearing shiny leather armor, slammed an electric whip onto the table.
—"I propose we burn them in the Theater of Orgasm, accompanied by a Brazzers marathon and saxophone solos."
But @Gengar the necromancer of the moist shadows, warned:
—"Do not underestimate @menas the Blind Prophet. They say he's recruiting beings who have never touched a joystick... never opened an incognito tab."
Everyone shivered. Unthinkable. A life without porn? Heresy.
@HimmyButlerV2 sipping wine made from nymph sweat, raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow:
—"If we can’t seduce them with pleasure… we’ll crush them with desire."
Thus was born the Order of the Crimson Bukkake, an elite squad sent to eradicate the rebellion. It was led by the ruthless Lady Squirtina, half-human, half-bidet, all rage.
Meanwhile, in the caves of Dry Tunic, the rebellion grew stronger. Menas, the mute, walked among his followers, all wearing white robes with closed eyes. He had never seen an indecent image, and his mind was so pure he could disarm a Phallosaur with a single chaste thought.
By his side stood:
Their plan was bold: infiltrate the Masturbatorium Core and destroy the Desire Crystal, an orgasmic gem that powered the lust of the 69 Kingdoms.
Lord Jué, seeing the Blind Minds would not surrender, activated the ancient prophecy known as the Fapocalypse, summoning the Four Riders of the Orgasm:
The lands trembled, the skies split open, and the great conflict was about to begin.
In the exact center of the continent of Gargantua, stood the Masturbatorium Palace, a fortress built from synthetic flesh, chrome metal, and a perpetual fog of pheromones. There, on his Lubricated Throne made of ivory and the skin of a sadomasochistic unicorn, ruled Lord Jué, the eternal monarch of the 69 Kingdoms.
With his crown of golden dildos and his vibrating scepter, Lord Jué watched over his royal council, gathered to address a matter of utmost urgency: the rise of the Non-Watchers.
—"These heretics are messing with the recommendation algorithm!" roared @2025cel who had an OLED screen embedded in his chest streaming vintage hentai on loop. "If we don't stop them, the temples of OnlyFaps will soon be empty!"
@itzyaboyJJ wearing shiny leather armor, slammed an electric whip onto the table.
—"I propose we burn them in the Theater of Orgasm, accompanied by a Brazzers marathon and saxophone solos."
But @Gengar the necromancer of the moist shadows, warned:
—"Do not underestimate @menas the Blind Prophet. They say he's recruiting beings who have never touched a joystick... never opened an incognito tab."
Everyone shivered. Unthinkable. A life without porn? Heresy.
@HimmyButlerV2 sipping wine made from nymph sweat, raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow:
—"If we can’t seduce them with pleasure… we’ll crush them with desire."
Thus was born the Order of the Crimson Bukkake, an elite squad sent to eradicate the rebellion. It was led by the ruthless Lady Squirtina, half-human, half-bidet, all rage.
Chapter 2: The Last Mute
Meanwhile, in the caves of Dry Tunic, the rebellion grew stronger. Menas, the mute, walked among his followers, all wearing white robes with closed eyes. He had never seen an indecent image, and his mind was so pure he could disarm a Phallosaur with a single chaste thought.
By his side stood:
- The Eternal Goose, an immortal being in the shape of a giant duck who honked wisdom in Latin.
- Itzyaboy, a blind warrior who fought by tracking the sound of moans.
- The Broken Nun, a former porn actress turned saint, preaching celibacy with a massive hammer.
Their plan was bold: infiltrate the Masturbatorium Core and destroy the Desire Crystal, an orgasmic gem that powered the lust of the 69 Kingdoms.
Chapter 3: March of the Fapocalypse
Lord Jué, seeing the Blind Minds would not surrender, activated the ancient prophecy known as the Fapocalypse, summoning the Four Riders of the Orgasm:
- Tits, riding a cow in lingerie.
- Ass, wielding whips and oil.
- Feet, commanding an army of subscribers.
- And the most feared: Post-Clarity, who brought deep, painful thoughts after climax.
The lands trembled, the skies split open, and the great conflict was about to begin.
