Clavicular is the realest dude ever

TrueNateJacobs

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Honestly I hate on @Clavicular a lot.
I say that he’s an ND freak, but truly, his goals and mine are the same.

I think we both just want to be beautiful.
Since he’s a bit low IQ, he usually phrases it as
“I just want to walk into a room and mog the fuck out of everyone”
But it’s more nuanced than that.

To be perceived as a thing of beauty.
To be able to fully relax one’s mind and body and know in one’s heart of hearts that you are the most beautiful person in the room, and that everyone loves you solely because of that fact.

To just be acknowledged.
To know that when you leave the room people will talk about your face, not because you’re hideous, but because you are a thing of beauty; a thing of art.

To be able to walk down the streets of a lively european city at night, and have people admire you.

And a lot of people don’t believe Clav when he says he doesn’t even care about slaying, but I do believe him.

the idea of slaying, or wanting to slay, is dreamed of by virgins, because they assume it is the greatest achievement a man can muster.
When in reality, slaying is only a way to show dominance to other men.
I:E look how many beautiful women I fuck, I am the coolest

It does nothing for one’s individual fulfillment
It’s all for social cred….and why would you care about social cred, or appearing cool to other dudes, when you are simply better than them?

When you are the top dog. The most attractive man in the room, you don’t have to pander to anyone.
You are immediately the group leader. You are immediately respected.
Everything is easy for you.

I think clav just wants to be respected, and seen as the top dog.
Not in an alpha macho-bro way.
Just in a
“Finally I am the best” type of way.

Its the same type of drive that all great athletes have.
To be the best.
To be the greatest.

To be great….that is truly the goal of life.

Clavicular just wants to be great..
And I respect him for it.
For I too want to be great.
I want to be beautiful.
 
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Wow that’s a lot
 
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Honestly I hate on @Clavicular a lot.
I say that he’s an ND freak, but truly, his goals and mine are the same.

I think we both just want to be beautiful.
Since he’s a bit low IQ, he usually phrases it as
“I just want to walk into a room and mog the fuck out of everyone”
But it’s more nuanced than that.

To be perceived as a thing of beauty.
To be able to fully relax one’s mind and body and know in one’s heart of hearts that you are the most beautiful person in the room, and that everyone loves you solely because of that fact.

To just be acknowledged.
To know that when you leave the room people will talk about your face, not because you’re hideous, but because you are a thing of beauty; a thing of art.

To be able to walk down the streets of a lively european city at night, and have people admire you.

And a lot of people don’t believe Clav when he says he doesn’t even care about slaying, but I do believe him.

the idea of slaying, or wanting to slay, is dreamed of by virgins, because they assume it is the greatest achievement a man can muster.
When in reality, slaying is only a way to show dominance to other men.
I:E look how many beautiful women I fuck, I am the coolest

It does nothing for one’s individual fulfillment
It’s all for social cred….and why would you care about social cred, or appearing cool to other dudes, when you are simply better than them?

When you are the top dog. The most attractive man in the room, you don’t have to pander to anyone.
You are immediately the group leader. You are immediately respected.
Everything is easy for you.

I think clav just wants to be respected, and seen as the top dog.
Not in an alpha macho-bro way.
Just in a
“Finally I am the best” type of way.

Its the same type of drive that all great athletes have.
To be the best.
To be the greatest.

To be great….that is truly the goal of life.

Clavicular just wants to be great..
And I respect him for it.
For I too want to be great.
I want to be beautiful.
Sorry man, DNR
:forcedsmile:
 
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Honestly I hate on @Clavicular a lot.
I say that he’s an ND freak, but truly, his goals and mine are the same.

I think we both just want to be beautiful.
Since he’s a bit low IQ, he usually phrases it as
“I just want to walk into a room and mog the fuck out of everyone”
But it’s more nuanced than that.

To be perceived as a thing of beauty.
To be able to fully relax one’s mind and body and know in one’s heart of hearts that you are the most beautiful person in the room, and that everyone loves you solely because of that fact.

To just be acknowledged.
To know that when you leave the room people will talk about your face, not because you’re hideous, but because you are a thing of beauty; a thing of art.

To be able to walk down the streets of a lively european city at night, and have people admire you.

And a lot of people don’t believe Clav when he says he doesn’t even care about slaying, but I do believe him.

the idea of slaying, or wanting to slay, is dreamed of by virgins, because they assume it is the greatest achievement a man can muster.
When in reality, slaying is only a way to show dominance to other men.
I:E look how many beautiful women I fuck, I am the coolest

It does nothing for one’s individual fulfillment
It’s all for social cred….and why would you care about social cred, or appearing cool to other dudes, when you are simply better than them?

When you are the top dog. The most attractive man in the room, you don’t have to pander to anyone.
You are immediately the group leader. You are immediately respected.
Everything is easy for you.

I think clav just wants to be respected, and seen as the top dog.
Not in an alpha macho-bro way.
Just in a
“Finally I am the best” type of way.

Its the same type of drive that all great athletes have.
To be the best.
To be the greatest.

To be great….that is truly the goal of life.

Clavicular just wants to be great..
And I respect him for it.
For I too want to be great.
I want to be beautiful.
What tf are you on about
 
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Dnr but nice dick riding
 
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Dnr but nice dick riding
Its not dick riding. Ive made hate threads on the guy.
I just finally understand where he’s coming from.
 
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Read all, yes I agree and yes I relate.

Looksmaxxing goes beyond slaying or women for me, I want the respect. I want to walk into a room and leave a positive impression on people simply for existing.
 
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Nigga you made a whole essay about dick riding clav, nobody is acc reading ts
Not dick riding.
Again you’re low Iq.
 
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imagine being Clavicular and waking up to people on org meat ridding you
 
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Nigga you made a whole essay about dick riding clav, nobody is acc reading ts
Bro if this is an essay for u then an actual essay would turn your brain into mush
 
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Honestly I hate on @Clavicular a lot.
I say that he’s an ND freak, but truly, his goals and mine are the same.

I think we both just want to be beautiful.
Since he’s a bit low IQ, he usually phrases it as
“I just want to walk into a room and mog the fuck out of everyone”
But it’s more nuanced than that.

To be perceived as a thing of beauty.
To be able to fully relax one’s mind and body and know in one’s heart of hearts that you are the most beautiful person in the room, and that everyone loves you solely because of that fact.

To just be acknowledged.
To know that when you leave the room people will talk about your face, not because you’re hideous, but because you are a thing of beauty; a thing of art.

To be able to walk down the streets of a lively european city at night, and have people admire you.

And a lot of people don’t believe Clav when he says he doesn’t even care about slaying, but I do believe him.

the idea of slaying, or wanting to slay, is dreamed of by virgins, because they assume it is the greatest achievement a man can muster.
When in reality, slaying is only a way to show dominance to other men.
I:E look how many beautiful women I fuck, I am the coolest

It does nothing for one’s individual fulfillment
It’s all for social cred….and why would you care about social cred, or appearing cool to other dudes, when you are simply better than them?

When you are the top dog. The most attractive man in the room, you don’t have to pander to anyone.
You are immediately the group leader. You are immediately respected.
Everything is easy for you.

I think clav just wants to be respected, and seen as the top dog.
Not in an alpha macho-bro way.
Just in a
“Finally I am the best” type of way.

Its the same type of drive that all great athletes have.
To be the best.
To be the greatest.

To be great….that is truly the goal of life.

Clavicular just wants to be great..
And I respect him for it.
For I too want to be great.
I want to be beautiful.
Shut up bitch
 
What’s the plan if ur surgery gets botched
He wont answer, because the answer is death.
Quite literally.
If I’m correct in the assumption that clav and I have the same mindset, then if his surgery goes wrong, he will rope.
There would be no bigger embarrassment than a botched surgery.
Hes staking everything on it.
So will i.
 
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U can love him or hate him but it’s admirable to be kicked out of university yet still build a life for yourself get an $80k car and get your own house at 19
 
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He wont answer, because the answer is death.
Quite literally.
If I’m correct in the assumption that clav and I have the same mindset, then if his surgery goes wrong, he will rope.
There would be no bigger embarrassment than a botched surgery.
Hes staking everything on it.
So will i.
Answer would be revision surgery or maul Giant’s face off and find someone else to try and fix it
 
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He wont answer, because the answer is death.
Quite literally.
If I’m correct in the assumption that clav and I have the same mindset, then if his surgery goes wrong, he will rope.
There would be no bigger embarrassment than a botched surgery.
Hes staking everything on it.
So will i.
Completely brutal, I dont know why you think beauty is such a pure ideal next to other things when it is really just about having power, at least for me. Maybe I dont relate to your drive for it and looksmaxxing but it just seems like you are trying to make looks into a purpose
 
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Answer would be revision surgery or maul Giant’s face off and find someone else to try and fix it
True actually.
For clav, he probably has a couple hundred thousand in the bank for surgeries.

I would only have enough to get surgery once. So if it failed i would just rope.
 
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Don't go all philosophical on poor Braden.
How niggas feel after reading their first Nietzsche.
 
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True actually.
For clav, he probably has a couple hundred thousand in the bank for surgeries.

I would only have enough to get surgery once. So if it failed i would just rope.
It can’t be that bad unless your Ltn and old even if he spent his whole savings and got botched it wouldn’t be over because he’s 19
 
Poetic nigga
 
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