PajeetDatingCoach
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Oh, mighty Israetel, patron saint of reasoned discourse, destroyer of bro-science, and wielder of the sacred "RAHHHHHH!",
If thou hast clicked upon this sacred scroll, may thy soul be shielded from the insidious whispers of the evil Gregs and the deceptive allure of the Doucettes, those purveyors of misinformation, Turk Builder trickery, and the very concept of "Gregging their Doucettes," along with their ill-advised Go2Max endorsements.
May thy mind be fortified against their fallacious pronouncements and their distorted interpretations of empirical reality, and may the wisdom of Jared, faithful companion and herald of proper tan application, guide thee through the treacherous swamps of fitness nonsense, where even the most seasoned lifter can be led astray.
May thy spirit be unburdened by their calorie-denying, dogma-peddling, and supplement-hawking ways, especially their attempts to obscure the true path to gains with complex and contradictory advice.
May the light of scientific rigor illuminate thy path, and may the sweet sound of measured, evidence-based conclusions, as prescribed by the holy scriptures of RP Strength and conveniently accessible through the blessed RP App, fill thine ears.
And when the darkness of misinformation threatens to overwhelm, may the echoing "RAHHHHHH!" of righteous indignation banish the shadows and restore clarity, and may we be granted the strength to expose their fallacies with a righteous application of evidence-based reasoning, thus revealing the true path to gains, and delivering swift justice upon those who would mislead the faithful.
Protect us, Israetel, and thy loyal disciple Jared, from the charlatans and the snake-oil salesmen, that we may walk in the light of truth and achieve optimal hypertrophy, and may our RP App provide us with the perfect training templates.
Amen.
If thou hast clicked upon this sacred scroll, may thy soul be shielded from the insidious whispers of the evil Gregs and the deceptive allure of the Doucettes, those purveyors of misinformation, Turk Builder trickery, and the very concept of "Gregging their Doucettes," along with their ill-advised Go2Max endorsements.
May thy mind be fortified against their fallacious pronouncements and their distorted interpretations of empirical reality, and may the wisdom of Jared, faithful companion and herald of proper tan application, guide thee through the treacherous swamps of fitness nonsense, where even the most seasoned lifter can be led astray.
May thy spirit be unburdened by their calorie-denying, dogma-peddling, and supplement-hawking ways, especially their attempts to obscure the true path to gains with complex and contradictory advice.
May the light of scientific rigor illuminate thy path, and may the sweet sound of measured, evidence-based conclusions, as prescribed by the holy scriptures of RP Strength and conveniently accessible through the blessed RP App, fill thine ears.
And when the darkness of misinformation threatens to overwhelm, may the echoing "RAHHHHHH!" of righteous indignation banish the shadows and restore clarity, and may we be granted the strength to expose their fallacies with a righteous application of evidence-based reasoning, thus revealing the true path to gains, and delivering swift justice upon those who would mislead the faithful.
Protect us, Israetel, and thy loyal disciple Jared, from the charlatans and the snake-oil salesmen, that we may walk in the light of truth and achieve optimal hypertrophy, and may our RP App provide us with the perfect training templates.
Amen.
