Closest Places to Agartha on Earth

[CelestialEmpire]

• New England All-White Coastal Towns (Ex: Greenwich, Westport)

Idyllic Atlantic sea breezes splatter across the flybridge of your 180 footer, as you're enjoying fresh lobster rolls while flipping through the Wall Street Journal as your inherited railroad conglomerate announces a merger with a British shipyard mega-cap. Your 6'8 280LB brown-haired blue-eyed lean son, Richard Archibald-Windsor VII lands the helicopter on the second deck at the aft, his 5'11 blonde-haired blue-eyed girlfriend, heiress to her grandfather's O&G company on his arms.

• Posh All-White Parts of London (Ex: Chelsea, Knightsbridge, Notting Hill, Kensington Gardens)

You hop into your Rolls Royce Phantom, flanked by two armored blacked-out Range Rover on the way to work in Canary Wharf as the COO of one of the world's few elite investment banks. You call your 6'0 blonde wide-framed blue-eyed daughter Imogen Rosedale-Montbellier III, currently hunting ducks on the back of a thoroughbred champion racehorse in your 800-acre country home in the North of England. Afterward, you arrive to work, flanked by three other 6'8.5 290LB lean WASP elite, all executives at the bank, all of whom you grew up with playing rugby and row crew at Eton with in the 70s.

• Swiss Ski Towns (Ex: St Moritz)

You lounge by the fireplace of your €22M ski-in ski-out chalet, sipping on 80-year old Old World liquor served by your 6'10 280LB lean wide-framed WASP butler. You startle at the sound of a chopper landing in your front yard, out stepping your 6'1 24" bideltoid blonde blue-eyed trophy wife, dressed in a mink coat, color-coordinated Van Cleef stack across her collarbone and wrists, Birkin swinging by her side. Your 6'8 270LB lean son Nathaniel von Heinrich-Vanderreich storms into the frontyard from a nearby slope, doing a triple backflip off his €70K titanium/tungsten alloy skis while his boarding school friends from Le Rosey averaging 6'9 290LB lean follow him down, fresh off an afternoon of apres-ski at the lodge.

 

[aaronbp]

berlin 1939

 

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[Foreverbrad]

your 6'1 24" bideltoid blonde blue-eyed trophy wife

lmfao at my mental image of this

 

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AI slop.