coconut water almost killed me [GTFIH]

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I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke. :feelswhy::feelswhy:

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry :feelsgood::feelsgood:

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
 
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I didnt read but trash opinion 😡
 
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BUMP

@Underdog9494 @superpsycho @CookieGuy @fr0st @Kroker
 
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I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke. :feelswhy::feelswhy:

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry :feelsgood::feelsgood:

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
brutal
 
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DNR, sorry :trepidation:
 
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It’s just water dude
 
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I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke. :feelswhy::feelswhy:

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry :feelsgood::feelsgood:

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
Motherfucker almost died of koolaid
 
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I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke. :feelswhy::feelswhy:

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry :feelsgood::feelsgood:

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.
 
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When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.
This is the perfect way to explain JFL :lul:
 
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When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.
Its good after you drink it a couple of days
 
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When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.
You sound so autistic
 
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Its good after you drink it a couple of days
Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting
 
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Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting
Well its america so thered a big chance its not even 30% of coxonut water in here
 
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Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting
I had the one in the box and from what I've heard that's the worst
 
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I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
What the fuck 😭😭👌👌
 
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I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke. :feelswhy::feelswhy:

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry :feelsgood::feelsgood:

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelswah:
Koolaid moggs medicine
 

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