coconut water almost killed me [GTFIH]

[Bugmaxxed]

I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke.

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

 

[thales20]

I didnt read but trash opinion

 

[Bugmaxxed]

BUMP

@Underdog9494 @superpsycho @CookieGuy @fr0st @Kroker

 

[superpsycho]

I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke.

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

brutal

 

[Bugmaxxed]

I didnt read but trash opinion

Read the bottom of the third part only then

 

[Volksstaffel]

DNR, sorry

 

[Bugmaxxed]

brutal

it's sooo trashhh niggaa

 

[The Grinch]

It’s just water dude

 

[fashioncel]

I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke.

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

Motherfucker almost died of koolaid

 

[fr0st]

I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke.

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.

 

[Bugmaxxed]

When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.

This is the perfect way to explain JFL

 

[Deleted member 91099]

When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.

Its good after you drink it a couple of days

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Motherfucker almost died of koolaid

It fucked the taste even more

 

[The Grinch]

When I went to California I bought some coconut water and genuinely it was the most putrid disgusting amalgamation of flavors I've ever experienced it was like the smell of sulfur in beverage form.

You sound so autistic

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Its good after you drink it a couple of days

Idk if I can ever drink that again

 

[Bugmaxxed]

DNR, sorry

It's okay kingfish

 

[fashioncel]

Idk if I can ever drink that again

Hey who is in your avi again

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Hey who is in your avi again

Adriana Lima

 

[fr0st]

Its good after you drink it a couple of days

Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting

 

[Deleted member 91099]

Idk if I can ever drink that again

I hated it at first but now im drinkinh it likr a normal water and it tastes good af

 

[fr0st]

You sound so autistic

Goddammit

 

[Deleted member 91099]

Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting

Well its america so thered a big chance its not even 30% of coxonut water in here

 

[fr0st]

Well its america so thered a big chance its not even 30% of coxonut water in here

That's probably it tbh

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Good coconut water tastes great but I don't know what orcs they have spitting there leftover rations into these things at shelves because the ones you buy from the store are disgusting

I had the one in the box and from what I've heard that's the worst

 

[thales20]

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

What the fuck

 

[thales20]

Read the bottom of the third part only then

Wtf the title was coconut water is trash now I understand JFL

 

[Bugmaxxed]

What the fuck

Bro I swear I can still taste it somewhere in my brain

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Wtf the title was coconut water is trash now I understand JFL

I changed it for more responses Jfl

 

[ruslannn2228]

I got coconut water last night and i was drinking it with my breakfast when I realized, damn this is really awful, it tastes normal for a second and then I get a full body blast of coconut in my arteries and I feel like I'm about to have a stroke.

I went out to the kitchen, desperately trying to find something to mediate the shit taste of this devils brew, and I found koolaid powder in the pantry

I shoveled in multiple tablespoons of koolaid powder then closed the bottle and shook it up. I drank it and I was greeted with a flashbang of incredible proportions as the coconut brain blast now being tasted from the very start of the sip, rendering me fucking IMMOBILE FOR 7 SECONDS. I am serious when I say I backed up into the fridge and almost fell down because of KOOLAID+COCONUT WATER

Koolaid moggs medicine

 

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