Cold approaching at a church event backfired miserably. Religion halo is useless

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Long story short I went to this huge young adults church event for this trendy church in my area that has 5 different locations.

Pull up to the event alone. Took 2g of phenibut prior and downed half a bottle of patron (dumb idea ik), walk into the event like im that nigger. I start putting my hands up and singing along with the worshipping music even tho I have no idea wtf is going on. Then I start scanning the area for potential leads and see a at least 30-40 MTBs and HTBs and 80% of them were white.

In my head I was like “LFG”, this is gonna be the perfect opportunity to jestermaxx my way into white HTB church circles. After the worshipping is done I proceed to go around and cold approach 20-30 diff ppl (men and women) and just try to have random NT babble ab the worship or build rapport.

And what I noticed is that 95% of these mfs were just like the mfs I approached at the bar/club. They’d either ignore/give one word answers or they would be polite for a couple minutes and then try to exit the convo by talking to someone else they know. And keep in mind I wasn’t saying anything sexual/flirty or weird to these women. I was just being a normal human being.

And surprise surprise the only ppl that really wanted to talk and were super friendly were LTBs jfl. Gigs brutal.

Insane that even at a social event where everyone has similar religious values and there aren’t any creeps just tryna get ass (except me hehe) women and even men are still closed off to meeting new ppl unless u get some type of special introduction or are HTN+


Main takeaway here: If your sub HTN, foids will treat you like dirt unless you have mutuals/status. It’s so over
 
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@6ft4 @fogdart @forevergymcelling @TechnoBoss
 
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What type of church ?
 
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im sure nobody smelled the booze on your breath 😂
 
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Long story short I went to this huge young adults church event for this trendy church in my area that has 5 different locations.

Pull up to the event alone. Took 2g of phenibut prior and downed half a bottle of patron (dumb idea ik), walk into the event like im that nigger. I start putting my hands up and singing along with the worshipping music even tho I have no idea wtf is going on. Then I start scanning the area for potential leads and see a at least 30-40 MTBs and HTBs and 80% of them were white.

In my head I was like “LFG”, this is gonna be the perfect opportunity to jestermaxx my way into white HTB church circles. After the worshipping is done I proceed to go around and cold approach 20-30 diff ppl (men and women) and just try to have random NT babble ab the worship or build rapport.

And what I noticed is that 95% of these mfs were just like the mfs I approached at the bar/club. They’d either ignore/give one word answers or they would be polite for a couple minutes and then try to exit the convo by talking to someone else they know. And keep in mind I wasn’t saying anything sexual/flirty or weird to these women. I was just being a normal human being.

And surprise surprise the only ppl that really wanted to talk and were super friendly were LTBs jfl. Gigs brutal.

Insane that even at a social event where everyone has similar religious values and there aren’t any creeps just tryna get ass (except me hehe) women and even men are still closed off to meeting new ppl unless u get some type of special introduction.


Main takeaway here: If your sub HTN, foids will treat you like dirt unless you have mutuals/status. It’s so over
This reminds me of a time I went to a trendy kind of church like that. They were advertising the church in a mall handing out flyers and I took one of the flyers with the same mindset as you (going there to meet white HTBs) - turns out this church was just LTB - MTB ethnics and fat women so I didn’t even end up talking to any.

In any case your story is pretty brutal. From what you said it sounds like there were plenty of women though. There’s no way you can walk up to every single girl if you’ve only gone once so maybe you should go back and try again.
 
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This reminds me of a time I went to a trendy kind of church like that. They were advertising the church in a mall handing out flyers and I took one of the flyers with the same mindset as you (going there to meet white HTBs) - turns out this church was just LTB - MTB ethnics and fat women so I didn’t even end up talking to any.

In any case your story is pretty brutal. From what you said it sounds like there were plenty of women though. There’s no way you can walk up to every single girl if you’ve only gone once so maybe you should go back and try again.
Yeah will def have to go back. Churchmaxxing is my only option. Hopefully they forgot my face
 
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Yeah will def have to go back. Churchmaxxing is my only option. Hopefully they forgot my face
By the way phenibut can dilate your eyes pretty bad if you take too much. On top of that if you drink while on it you probably thought you were coming across sober when you really weren’t and being visibly high would totally be a failo if you’re trying to get church girls.
 
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By the way phenibut can dilate your eyes pretty bad if you take too much. On top of that if you drink while on it you probably thought you were coming across sober when you really weren’t and being visibly high would totally be a failo if you’re trying to get church girls.
Yeah I’m starting to realize that now lol. There’s no way I looked sober that night.

Next time I’ll just try to go with friends
 
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I ate mint gum to counter this.
shit why didnt i ever think to tell my friends who've got dui's to just chew mint gum, the cops would have never known!
 
Taking drugs before going to church
 
Long story short I went to this huge young adults church event for this trendy church in my area that has 5 different locations.

Pull up to the event alone. Took 2g of phenibut prior and downed half a bottle of patron (dumb idea ik), walk into the event like im that nigger. I start putting my hands up and singing along with the worshipping music even tho I have no idea wtf is going on. Then I start scanning the area for potential leads and see a at least 30-40 MTBs and HTBs and 80% of them were white.

In my head I was like “LFG”, this is gonna be the perfect opportunity to jestermaxx my way into white HTB church circles. After the worshipping is done I proceed to go around and cold approach 20-30 diff ppl (men and women) and just try to have random NT babble ab the worship or build rapport.

And what I noticed is that 95% of these mfs were just like the mfs I approached at the bar/club. They’d either ignore/give one word answers or they would be polite for a couple minutes and then try to exit the convo by talking to someone else they know. And keep in mind I wasn’t saying anything sexual/flirty or weird to these women. I was just being a normal human being.

And surprise surprise the only ppl that really wanted to talk and were super friendly were LTBs jfl. Gigs brutal.

Insane that even at a social event where everyone has similar religious values and there aren’t any creeps just tryna get ass (except me hehe) women and even men are still closed off to meeting new ppl unless u get some type of special introduction or are HTN+


Main takeaway here: If your sub HTN, foids will treat you like dirt unless you have mutuals/status. It’s so over
Good

Stupid cunt turning the house of god into a pickup session

Fuck you you should have your nuts crushed and your skull cracked for this
 
Yeah will def have to go back. Churchmaxxing is my only option. Hopefully they forgot my face
This reminds me of a time I went to a trendy kind of church like that. They were advertising the church in a mall handing out flyers and I took one of the flyers with the same mindset as you (going there to meet white HTBs) - turns out this church was just LTB - MTB ethnics and fat women so I didn’t even end up talking to any.

In any case your story is pretty brutal. From what you said it sounds like there were plenty of women though. There’s no way you can walk up to every single girl if you’ve only gone once so maybe you should go back and try again.
How are you 2 big men being scammed into going to these rock concerts larping as churches…

There’s no “worship” in these “churches” they aren’t churches they are simply Sunday rock concerts where retards with IQs of 2 go to dance iota basically a nightclub. And yeah if it’s white you won’t make many Freind’s white people are autistic so good luck

Also the retards saying go to a “catholic” church are low IQ Catholics are more Christian than any Protestant denomination excluding anglicans and the people are more welcoming but still retarded.

Non denominationals are not Christian they are faggots. All Evanglical are faggots

Only Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholics and Anglicans are Christian’s in America the rest are heathen pagan heretics
 
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