Funnyunenjoyer1
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Getting laid in college
Pros:
easy to get laid even as mtn
you don't need to put much effort
cons: subhumans can never get laid anywhere
Mostly broke the entire time in college
Can't hire escorts
Getting laid in the military
Pros:
you can get laid with female military soldier but it's a little more difficult.
you get paychecks a lot by the military, so you are guaranteed that you can spend it on escorts on your off days.
not Broke while your time in the military since you get paychecks.
Cons: if the military personal finds out you have gone with escorts, they might give you an dishonorable discharge ( not sure on this one tbh )
also, they can send you to israel or some shit in which you can't even hire any escorts nor have sex with your female buddies for months and even years and might die (RIP)
Pros:
easy to get laid even as mtn
you don't need to put much effort
cons: subhumans can never get laid anywhere
Mostly broke the entire time in college
Can't hire escorts
Getting laid in the military
Pros:
you can get laid with female military soldier but it's a little more difficult.
you get paychecks a lot by the military, so you are guaranteed that you can spend it on escorts on your off days.
not Broke while your time in the military since you get paychecks.
Cons: if the military personal finds out you have gone with escorts, they might give you an dishonorable discharge ( not sure on this one tbh )
also, they can send you to israel or some shit in which you can't even hire any escorts nor have sex with your female buddies for months and even years and might die (RIP)
