Comeback to youngcels calling you old as an insult

[6ft4]

If some youngcel attempts to insult you by calling you old, a good comeback to this is
"I may be old, but you're afraid of becoming old"
The reasoning behind saying he's afraid of becoming old is based in the fact that he uses being old as an insult meaning he views it as a negative
If he views it as a negative, then this would imply he doesn't want to become old himself which would imply he has fear of becoming old and having that negative he believes in apply to him.

I dont ever intend on using this it's just something that came to my mind
What's funny is when I was in the 20-23 age range I was super concerned about becoming oldcel because for the first time in my life I was thinking "damn, pretty soon I wont be considered as young anymore and being young is all I've known so far in life"

Whereas once you actually just accept that your age as a metric of counting the times the earth revolved around the sun since your birth is going to continually increase and it means absolutely nothing if you prescribe zero value to other's opinions on you based on revealing your age, then you simply dont care about being older so long as you look good.

My mind is insanely sharp lately like all the dots are just connecting for me and I can see way clearer (metaphorically) than when I was young when there were a thousand competing thoughts in my head dragging me in different directions at any one time

 

[NZb6Air]

"I may be old, but you're afraid of becoming old"

This will do absolutely 0 damage, you just have to call them retarded faggot nigger kids

 

[reckymiikey]

we get it.

 

[psychomandible]

Ok unc it's past your bedtime go to sleep

 

[StarvedEpi]

 

[mug]

Ok unc it's past your bedtime go to sleep

shut up retarded nigger kid if your balls dont drop i will pull them down myself and shove them up your ass

 

[psychomandible]

"I may be old, but you're afraid of becoming old"


My mind is insanely sharp lately

I apologise to 6ft4 for my previous comment

 

[psychomandible]

shut up retarded nigger kid if your balls dont drop i will pull them down myself and shove them up your ass

I wouldn't be talking much how have you been on psl for 5 years and still a fat slob

 

[VHD]

lamest, worst comeback ever ngl

 

[mug]

I wouldn't be talking much how have you been on psl for 5 years and still a fat slob

in 5 years your gonna be legally old enough to watch porn without changing your birthday

 

[psychomandible]

in 5 years your gonna be legally old enough to watch porn without changing your birthday

In 5 years you're still going to be fat

 

[mug]

In 5 years you're still going to be fat

it took your father 5 years to get the milk and hes still looking for it

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

You don't need any comebacks. It's well known that men peak at 65

 

[psychomandible]

it took your father 5 years to get the milk and hes still looking for it

Thread 'When i see high post people with negative post rep i feel sad for them' https://looksmax.org/threads/when-i...egative-post-rep-i-feel-sad-for-them.1171476/

 

[mug]

Thread 'When i see high post people with negative post rep i feel sad for them' https://looksmax.org/threads/when-i...egative-post-rep-i-feel-sad-for-them.1171476/

Dnr

 

[Jason Voorhees]

This will do absolutely 0 damage, you just have to call them retarded faggot nigger kids

Tell them that you are their dad that their mother didn't tell them about and that they are your estranged son barking for you for the attention they never got from their whore mother living on welfare checks.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

lamest, worst comeback ever ngl

Tell them that you are their dad that their mother didn't tell them about and that they are your estranged son barking for you for the attention they never got from their whore mother living on welfare checks.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

oldcel ramblings dnr

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

If some youngcel attempts to insult you by calling you old, a good comeback to this is
"I may be old, but you're afraid of becoming old"
The reasoning behind saying he's afraid of becoming old is based in the fact that he uses being old as an insult meaning he views it as a negative
If he views it as a negative, then this would imply he doesn't want to become old himself which would imply he has fear of becoming old and having that negative he believes in apply to him.

I dont ever intend on using this it's just something that came to my mind
What's funny is when I was in the 20-23 age range I was super concerned about becoming oldcel because for the first time in my life I was thinking "damn, pretty soon I wont be considered as young anymore and being young is all I've known so far in life"

Whereas once you actually just accept that your age as a metric of counting the times the earth revolved around the sun since your birth is going to continually increase and it means absolutely nothing if you prescribe zero value to other's opinions on you based on revealing your age, then you simply dont care about being older so long as you look good.

My mind is insanely sharp lately like all the dots are just connecting for me and I can see way clearer (metaphorically) than when I was young when there were a thousand competing thoughts in my head dragging me in different directions at any one time

nigga, you suck at making comebacks

all you need is 3 letters "Dnr"

 

[i_love_roosters]

 

[ey88]

Okay unc

 

[Never Get Up]

Just call them carbohydrate eaters instead

 

[Darkeningstar]

If I tell a horse he is an imbecile, I don't think the horse will be offended. Offending is not art.

 

[infini]

This will do absolutely 0 damage, you just have to call them retarded faggot nigger kids

....yet they already are? It's the majority of orgs population. Besides indian.

As expected every zoomer alternative reply, is crap.