nycjit
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As some of you may know i am extremely JB pilled so any opportunity i get to go to a JB party i am there.
The night started off early around 830. Me and my dog were just hanging out trying to find some moves for the night, then all the sudden a well known WHORE texted my buddy that there was a party at 930.
We Immediately started pregaming and getting ready. My boy is a psler too so i did not have to do any of my looksmaxxes in private.
I put on the the following:
Gandy Elixir™
Waterline
bb cream
I immediately felt mogger as fuck.
Then i took the following stack:
350 Pregab
60 Bac
as we pulled onto the street, there was already a group of college jbs leaving the party shouting at the guy at the door.
As they walked by our car we asked what had happened and she said the guy said they couldn’t come in bc they were chopped JFL Over for asain college jbs.
We got their snaps and got a good lead to a possible two man slay later in the night but it did not end up happening due to them going a club.
We walked in the party feeling mogger as fuck and super low inhib. I immediately saw some of my old homies that graduated and we began chatting. I quickly LDARd them and went to go talk to some JBS.
That’s where i found slay #1 of the night.
she was a skinny a10 eye mogger
i was thinking about @dnrd when i saw her JFL.
before i could even spit game to her she was instantly mirin me because i was heightmogging everyone in the hallway we were in and was wearing a black t shirt that halos my physique. she said i’m fine asf and immediately started getting touchy asf. I brought her to my car and slayed.
After Ldaring her when we got back inside the cagefuel shit started. There was this super corny dude who was maybe 5’10, I think he owned the house and he was malding at me and my mate because we were taking all the girls, He would try to come up to us and tell us we have to leave but i would legit just DNR him.
He tried to follow me in the kitchen and i blocked his path by pushing a Chair infront of the clown
.
After i escaped the cock block i soon found another potential slay. I started talking to her and it turns out i know the bitch. She was bad as fuck and blonde. Exact same thing happened as the last girl, She said im super GL and started getting touchy asf and started making out with me. I found an empty room and slayed quick as fuck.
Soon after Ldaring her i walked into the living room and see my boy getting with a 5Psl 4ft tall jb. TURNS OUT THE GIRL HAS 141K on tiktok and 12k on ig. I was mirin hard.
Then on the way out i was leaving and i legit got SAd by a bitch, She grabbed my head and started making out with me.
i was tired as fuck and already had 2 slays that night so i didn’t peruse it farther than that. She was mogger as fuck so i didn’t mind.
TLDR: if you don’t take pregab or bac or makeup max you are a fag
Tagging Green goblins
@Dyorotic
@dnrd @Clavicular @NorwoodAscender @androgenic @6ft4
@Orc
@Zeta
@mogstar
@Administrator
The night started off early around 830. Me and my dog were just hanging out trying to find some moves for the night, then all the sudden a well known WHORE texted my buddy that there was a party at 930.
We Immediately started pregaming and getting ready. My boy is a psler too so i did not have to do any of my looksmaxxes in private.
I put on the the following:
Gandy Elixir™
Waterline
bb cream
I immediately felt mogger as fuck.
Then i took the following stack:
350 Pregab
60 Bac
as we pulled onto the street, there was already a group of college jbs leaving the party shouting at the guy at the door.
As they walked by our car we asked what had happened and she said the guy said they couldn’t come in bc they were chopped JFL Over for asain college jbs.
We got their snaps and got a good lead to a possible two man slay later in the night but it did not end up happening due to them going a club.
We walked in the party feeling mogger as fuck and super low inhib. I immediately saw some of my old homies that graduated and we began chatting. I quickly LDARd them and went to go talk to some JBS.
That’s where i found slay #1 of the night.
she was a skinny a10 eye mogger
i was thinking about @dnrd when i saw her JFL.
before i could even spit game to her she was instantly mirin me because i was heightmogging everyone in the hallway we were in and was wearing a black t shirt that halos my physique. she said i’m fine asf and immediately started getting touchy asf. I brought her to my car and slayed.
After Ldaring her when we got back inside the cagefuel shit started. There was this super corny dude who was maybe 5’10, I think he owned the house and he was malding at me and my mate because we were taking all the girls, He would try to come up to us and tell us we have to leave but i would legit just DNR him.
He tried to follow me in the kitchen and i blocked his path by pushing a Chair infront of the clown
. After i escaped the cock block i soon found another potential slay. I started talking to her and it turns out i know the bitch. She was bad as fuck and blonde. Exact same thing happened as the last girl, She said im super GL and started getting touchy asf and started making out with me. I found an empty room and slayed quick as fuck.
Soon after Ldaring her i walked into the living room and see my boy getting with a 5Psl 4ft tall jb. TURNS OUT THE GIRL HAS 141K on tiktok and 12k on ig. I was mirin hard.
Then on the way out i was leaving and i legit got SAd by a bitch, She grabbed my head and started making out with me.
i was tired as fuck and already had 2 slays that night so i didn’t peruse it farther than that. She was mogger as fuck so i didn’t mind.
TLDR: if you don’t take pregab or bac or makeup max you are a fag
Tagging Green goblins
@Dyorotic
@dnrd @Clavicular @NorwoodAscender @androgenic @6ft4
@Orc
@Zeta
@mogstar
@Administrator
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