Coming of age movie ideas

[Humbert Humbert]

I don't have a plot thought out in my mind. These are just some things I'd like to see in a film.

The film will have extremely realistic practical effects.

The movie starts with a 13 year old shooting himself in the head with his father's 22lr revolver.

The first scene is him picking up a cartridge and loading it into the revolver.

He shoots himself, but he doesn't die, he just bleeds profusely from the wound.

He shoots himself 3 more times.

Huge amounts of blood pour from his nose and mouth.

He's finally too incapacitated to continue shooting himself and falls face down on the floor.

He slowly writhes around on the floor moaning and choking on blood.

He dies slowly over the course of 20 minutes.

Two young siblings are jumping on a trampoline.

One of them is a 7 year old girl.

She accidentally jumps off of the trampoline and lands on a horseshoe stake.

She dies slowly.

Rednecks are cutting down a tree.

One of them is wearing a tank top.

He has a klan tattoo.

He falls into a woodchipper as he stuffs a large branch into it.

The woodchipper belches out thick black smoke as it ingests him.

Blood and body parts fly out of its shoot.

A shy nerdy boy is walking down a trail in the woods.

10 stray rottweilers run down the trail at great speed.

They catch the boy and repeatedly bite him until he's dead.

They eat him on the trail.

The dogs eat his face, revealing his bloody, fleshy skull.

A group of 13 year old boys walk through the woods.

They talk about killing black and gay people.

They talk about raping a girl from there school.

They decide to cut through a field.

A 70 year old redneck points a bolt action rifle from a window in his home.

He shoots one of the boys in his chest.

The boy falls to the ground bleeding profusely.

His friends mock him as he dies slowly.

The boy experiences death hallucinations.

There is a first person dream sequence.

His vision fades, he only see's blackness. Flames form in the blackness. The boy screams when he realizes he's in hell.

It's night

The same group of friends get into a car with some older teenagers.

The older teens are extremely drunk.

A nearly empty bottle of Devil's Springs is visible on the front passenger floor.

Nazi black metal plays loudly from the car's stereo.

They drive at high speed down an unlit rural road.

They talk about racist shit.

They are distracted.

They collide head on with an F-350.

One of the boys that was sitting in the rear is nearly decapitated by the car door. His head hangs from his neck by a small piece of meat.

The driver is badly mangled by the crash.

His brain was ejected from the car and lays intact on the road.

The teen that was in the front passenger seat is even more mangled, but he's still alive.

His jaw is split in half.

The 2 halves of it move in different directions as he moans in agony.

The rest of the kids are badly injured.

The car catches on fire.

They scream as they are burnt alive

 

[Humbert Humbert]

 

[Humbert Humbert]

 

[ropemax]

@Vermilioncore mf thinks he's kubrick

 

[Richard Spencer]

dnrd shitskin

 

[Humbert Humbert]

 

[asdvek]

Stopped reading at the beginning

Yeah bro just takes 3 bullets from a revolver point blank directly to the head but somehow manages to not die

 

[asdvek]

"Affirmative, my dude—this individual absorbs approximately three .357 Magnum full metal jacket rounds, each traveling at roughly 1,450 feet per second, discharged at point-blank range from a standard six-shot double-action revolver—direct cranial impact, no deflection—and somehow exhibits zero terminal response. No significant CNS disruption. Just... walks it off. Statistically improbable, physically absurd."

 

[asdvek]

"This subject sustains three direct cranial impacts from .357 Magnum cartridges—specifically 158-grain jacketed hollow points—each exiting the muzzle at approximately 1,450 feet per second, generating over 740 foot-pounds of kinetic energy per shot. The rounds are delivered at point-blank range (sub-0.5 meters) from a Smith & Wesson Model 686 revolver, a classic double-action wheelgun with a 6-inch barrel ensuring optimal muzzle velocity.


Despite the rounds striking the cranial vault with sufficient energy to cause catastrophic calvarial and dural disruption, potentially transecting the cerebrum, breaching the thalamus, and causing immediate brainstem failure, the subject remains inexplicably conscious and mobile, exhibiting no signs of decerebrate rigidity, loss of autonomic function, or even basic motor impairment.


From a biomedical standpoint, this defies all models of ballistic trauma, neurophysiology, and Newtonian energy transfer. Either we're observing post-human durability, a quantum-level plot armor anomaly, or straight-up video game logic."

 

[asdvek]

We’re observing a biological entity that sustains three ballistic impacts from high-energy .357 Magnum projectiles—specifically 158-grain jacketed hollow points—each traveling at a velocity of approximately 442 meters per second, imparting a per-shot kinetic energy of ∼1,000 joules. These projectiles are discharged from a mechanically precise, gas-sealed, rifled-barrel revolver, likely a Smith & Wesson 686, with optimal barrel length (6 inches) to maximize propellant efficiency.


Each round impacts the frontal neurocranium at point-blank range, minimizing angular momentum loss and maximizing hydrostatic shock propagation through intracranial tissue matrices. Given the direct transfer of momentum to the calvarial plate, and subsequent cavitation within cortical and subcortical regions, particularly the prefrontal cortex, basal ganglia, and likely penetrating toward the brainstem, the expected result is immediate cessation of autonomic regulation and catastrophic interruption of electrochemical signal propagation across synaptic junctions.


Yet, the subject displays no signs of biomechanical collapse, neurogenic shock, or even transient consciousness impairment. This contradicts all known NIJ ballistic trauma models, violates basic conservation of momentum principles, and entirely disregards the Monro-Kellie doctrine governing intracranial pressure homeostasis. The only plausible interpretations remaining are:

1. The subject possesses subdermal reactive armor or composite cranial plating of unknown alloy origin.
2. The engagement occurs in a non-Euclidean combat environment where traditional kinetic modeling fails.
3. Or—most probably—we're observing a manifestation of narrative-driven invincibility, colloquially referred to as ‘plot armor’, whose statistical likelihood is functionally zero without the intervention of a metafictional narrative operator.

In short: by all physical, anatomical, and logical metrics… he should be paste.

 

[asdvek]

I hope this give you an idea of HOW impossible it is to take 3 revolver shots in the head point blank and still somehow continue living

 

[asdvek]

“Hypothetically speaking, the individual in question sustains three successive penetrative ballistic traumas to the cranial endoskeleton from a .357 Magnum cartridge—standardized at 158 grains (~10.24 grams), likely hollow-point to maximize tissue disruption via controlled expansion. Each round, accelerated via propellant combustion in a high-pressure sealed chamber, exits the barrel at ~1,450 ft/s (442 m/s), yielding kinetic energy ~1,000 joules per projectile, which exceeds the NIJ Level III-A protective threshold by over 300%.


Impacts occur at point-blank range (d ≈ 0.0 m), nullifying air resistance and maximizing muzzle energy retention. Upon contact, the rounds transfer momentum directly into the frontal calvarium, initiating localized skull fracture patterns (typically comminuted or depressed) and causing temporary cavitation in soft neural tissue, generating hydrostatic shockwaves that propagate along cerebral structures with velocities sufficient to induce neurocellular lysis and immediate axonal shearing.


By current anatomical models and cadaveric ballistic gel analogs, the projectiles should penetrate through the diploë of the frontal bone, perforate the meninges, and catastrophically intersect the prefrontal cortex, most likely transiting through the anterior cerebral artery, and—given proper angling—perforating down toward the thalamus and midbrain, resulting in instant brain death via cessation of reticular activating system function and autonomic dysregulation.


Yet—empirical observation contradicts expected outcome. The subject remains conscious, upright, and behaviorally unimpaired. This creates a paradox incompatible with contemporary trauma biomechanics, Newtonian mechanics, and basic cellular mortality. There are several working hypotheses:

1. Cranial density anomaly—i.e., subject possesses skull ossification exceeding 6σ above human norms, possibly exhibiting hyperostosis frontalis interna or exotic mineral lattices (e.g., boron-nitride carbon composites).
2. Tissue-phase displacement shielding—akin to theoretical Casimir field modulation, deflecting or absorbing kinetic force into a parallel quantum state, consistent with Hawking–Pauli bulletproof manifold theory.
3. Narrative invulnerability constant (χₙ = ∞), indicating the subject is protected by a metafictional variable commonly referred to in informal theory as the "Plot Armor Constant", rendering all cause-effect sequences subordinate to authorial intent.
4. The subject may in fact be an NPC within a high-fidelity simulation wherein local physics can be momentarily suspended to preserve narrative continuity—a concept supported by the Bostrom Simulation Hypothesis and certain anomalous readings in Planck-scale spacetime discretization.

Conclusion:
According to all known principles of forensic pathology, ballistics, and cosmic logic, this individual should not merely be deceased—they should be a cloud of particulate red mist with some dental fragments. And yet… he persists. We are, therefore, left with but one rational conclusion:


Reality itself has yielded to narrative absurdity.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Stopped reading at the beginning

Yeah bro just takes 3 bullets from a revolver point blank directly to the head but somehow manages to not die

Pistol bullets to the brain don't always result in a quick death, especially 22lr. Have you seen that video of a dude who shot himself over crypto?

 

[asdvek]

Pistol bullets to the brain don't always result in a quick death, especially 22lr. Have you seen that video of a dude who shot himself over crypto?

HERE IS MY EXPLANATION ON THIS:

Hypothetically speaking, the individual in question sustains three successive penetrative ballistic traumas to the cranial endoskeleton from a .357 Magnum cartridge—standardized at 158 grains (~10.24 grams), likely hollow-point to maximize tissue disruption via controlled expansion. Each round, accelerated via propellant combustion in a high-pressure sealed chamber, exits the barrel at ~1,450 ft/s (442 m/s), yielding kinetic energy ~1,000 joules per projectile, which exceeds the NIJ Level III-A protective threshold by over 300%.


Impacts occur at point-blank range (d ≈ 0.0 m), nullifying air resistance and maximizing muzzle energy retention. Upon contact, the rounds transfer momentum directly into the frontal calvarium, initiating localized skull fracture patterns (typically comminuted or depressed) and causing temporary cavitation in soft neural tissue, generating hydrostatic shockwaves that propagate along cerebral structures with velocities sufficient to induce neurocellular lysis and immediate axonal shearing.


By current anatomical models and cadaveric ballistic gel analogs, the projectiles should penetrate through the diploë of the frontal bone, perforate the meninges, and catastrophically intersect the prefrontal cortex, most likely transiting through the anterior cerebral artery, and—given proper angling—perforating down toward the thalamus and midbrain, resulting in instant brain death via cessation of reticular activating system function and autonomic dysregulation.


Yet—empirical observation contradicts expected outcome. The subject remains conscious, upright, and behaviorally unimpaired. This creates a paradox incompatible with contemporary trauma biomechanics, Newtonian mechanics, and basic cellular mortality. There are several working hypotheses:

1. Cranial density anomaly—i.e., subject possesses skull ossification exceeding 6σ above human norms, possibly exhibiting hyperostosis frontalis interna or exotic mineral lattices (e.g., boron-nitride carbon composites).
2. Tissue-phase displacement shielding—akin to theoretical Casimir field modulation, deflecting or absorbing kinetic force into a parallel quantum state, consistent with Hawking–Pauli bulletproof manifold theory.
3. Narrative invulnerability constant (χₙ = ∞), indicating the subject is protected by a metafictional variable commonly referred to in informal theory as the "Plot Armor Constant", rendering all cause-effect sequences subordinate to authorial intent.
4. The subject may in fact be an NPC within a high-fidelity simulation wherein local physics can be momentarily suspended to preserve narrative continuity—a concept supported by the Bostrom Simulation Hypothesis and certain anomalous readings in Planck-scale spacetime discretization.

Conclusion:
According to all known principles of forensic pathology, ballistics, and cosmic logic, this individual should not merely be deceased—they should be a cloud of particulate red mist with some dental fragments. And yet… he persists. We are, therefore, left with but one rational conclusion:


Reality itself has yielded to narrative absurdity.

 

[McSkziofren]

did someone watched Irréversible?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have a better idea the movie starts with a guy being a rotting incel he then becomes a normie and has a wife and child . Right when you think he’s normal the movie ends with him sniffing his own aunts used underwear jerking off to the scent before the screen goes black.

Directed by Lars Von Trier