jaycc
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I have been doing A levels for about 3 weeks by now and amassed 2 detentions pretty early on
one from being persistently late to school mainly but also a couple of classes and one for skipping an entire physics lesson
anyway i skipped this first lunchtime obviously because it serves no purpose and just inconveniences me
later on when walking to form, two teachers approach me. a man who i recognise from all the assemblies and stuff like that and a woman who i knew was a PE teacher but she has the most abysmal build ive ever seen. she has tiny skinny legs and no arse, but a bowling ball for a torso and an ugly, round little face. it looks like she hasnt stood up from a sofa in a decade i cant believes shes able to walk let alone teach physical education.
anyway they approach and from the moment they spoke their first words it was with this fucking awful, condesending tone like one you would use to talk to a toddler or a dog. they also mainly spoke to each other, about me. rather than with eachother to me ifykwim. smth like this:
"awww, why do i know your name? and why does other teacher know your name?"
"mmm yes, i shouldnt know your name should iiii?"
"this is very disappointing isnt it"
"yes, it iss. he was the only year 12 not to turn up to his detention aww."
im not even joking
so im just standing there absolutely baffled and being very dry with them because what the actual fuck am i witnessing.
but i had a crazy ragebait idea so i just said to the male teacher "oh, are you the head of year 12 or something"
"yes. i am. and you would have known that if you had been on time to our assemblies"
next time he saw me with my headphones round my neck he ended up pressing me and calling me "mate" as he walked away
these guys cant be actually humans right??
@Sub5kang @Chris88
one from being persistently late to school mainly but also a couple of classes and one for skipping an entire physics lesson
anyway i skipped this first lunchtime obviously because it serves no purpose and just inconveniences me
later on when walking to form, two teachers approach me. a man who i recognise from all the assemblies and stuff like that and a woman who i knew was a PE teacher but she has the most abysmal build ive ever seen. she has tiny skinny legs and no arse, but a bowling ball for a torso and an ugly, round little face. it looks like she hasnt stood up from a sofa in a decade i cant believes shes able to walk let alone teach physical education.
anyway they approach and from the moment they spoke their first words it was with this fucking awful, condesending tone like one you would use to talk to a toddler or a dog. they also mainly spoke to each other, about me. rather than with eachother to me ifykwim. smth like this:
"awww, why do i know your name? and why does other teacher know your name?"
"mmm yes, i shouldnt know your name should iiii?"
"this is very disappointing isnt it"
"yes, it iss. he was the only year 12 not to turn up to his detention aww."
im not even joking
so im just standing there absolutely baffled and being very dry with them because what the actual fuck am i witnessing.
but i had a crazy ragebait idea so i just said to the male teacher "oh, are you the head of year 12 or something"
"yes. i am. and you would have known that if you had been on time to our assemblies"
next time he saw me with my headphones round my neck he ended up pressing me and calling me "mate" as he walked away
these guys cant be actually humans right??
@Sub5kang @Chris88
