Could i be in an action flick like mission impossible or Jason Bourne?

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Could you imagine this guy being a protagonist in an action flick based purely physically?
 
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stop making posts
 
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lol the lil manlet has to look up at the camera
poor guy
 
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Yes, as the guy who gets shot first.
 
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yo didn’t i see you in eye of the spider?
 
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Teen movies like on Netflix
 
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your a fucking narccist faggot who constantly shows videos of your face asking for attention. shut the fuck up and stop making posts.

i dont know how you got 40k reacts, oh wait I know how.. the Halo effect.
 
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Yes
 
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too good looking to cast tbh
 
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maybe on gay pornhub
 
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i was very suprise pattinson got batman. he is too looking for it
 
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yea just mog the protagonist idiot
Well maybe i'll have a shoot at shows/series then. They always cast people purely based on looks like how somerhalder got cast bcuz he has rly strikinly blue eyes even though his acting was shit they even said it themself.
 
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i was very suprise pattinson got batman. he is too looking for it
Superheroes are supposed to be inhumanly gl although i guess Batman is just supposed to be rich.
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Well maybe i'll have a shoot at shows/series then. They always cast people purely based on looks like how somerhalder got cast bcuz he has rly strikinly blue eyes even though his acting was shit they even said it themself.
tv shows do have more attractive characters
 
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Tom Cruise is gigachad and is the protagonist of Mission Impossible tbh but i guess he's the producer aswell.
yea because he's masc and so is pitt. you dont ever see dicaprio in a action movie
 
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Inception, The departed etc

Tbf though i'm still 17 i could become more masc so might be fine
are you literally retarded
inception barely counts as action compare to what pitt and cruise played as a samarui and fucking achilles
he was old at that point too
 
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are you literally retarded
inception barely counts as action compare to what pitt and cruise played as a samarui and fucking achilles
he was old at that point too
Bruh i'd still take a part like that and he was literarly the hitman in the team basically jfl.
 
Could you imagine this guy being a protagonist in an action flick based purely physically?

When I was twelve I performed a fart experiment. I wanted to capture an undiluted fart in a jar and see if after a month it still smelled. I ate some hotdogs and pizza, then had a lot of ice cream. These were all foods known to induce flatulence in me. Then I waited. I could feel my stomach rumbling as the noxious gasses inside me brewed. I filled a bathtub full of water, got my jar with a tightly fitting lid, took off my clothes and got in. I put the jar under water so it would fill, then held it inverted over my crotch. As the gas left my sphincter it rose up and displaced the water in the jar. After two or three, I had a jar filled with flatus. I gingerly placed the cap on the jar and tightened it. Now came the waiting. I put the gas-filled jar under my bed and waited the thirty days. I resisted the temptation to open it prematurely. Finally the day arrived. I got home from school and went right to my room. I closed the door. I opened the jar, stuck my nose in, and took a big whiff. The remnants of my intestinal emission was just as pungent as the flatulence I was issuing the day I began my project. The gas, for all intents and purposes, had remained unchanged. I would postulate that a fart in a jar could conceivable last for an eternity.
 
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Bruh i'd still take a part like that and he was literarly the hitman in the team basically jfl.
he was old and had facial hair he isnt the pretty boy in the movie
 
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are you literally retarded
inception barely counts as action compare to what pitt and cruise played as a samarui and fucking achilles
he was old at that point too
Leo is masc as fuck (crazy FWHR) he's just ogre now so not enough to appeal to play masc roles
 
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Pitt was 40 in troy and so was cruise in the last samurai
that makes my point even better
masc men for masc roles
they cant have pretty boy beating people up
 
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he was old and had facial hair he isnt the pretty boy in the movie
He played the rich main character billionaire leader in Wolf of Wall Street so he's clearly high class/masc/respectable

He only doesn't play in typical action movies cause he he's too low PSL and he's lazy as fuck and can't get into shape
 
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I could play Leon in a resident evil movie.
leon is a gigachad tbh
might work
but my entire point is for tactical soldier roles they need men a little masc like matt damon or cruise. its a action movie you cant put a high school vampire protagonist there
 
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