Could masturbation of a wolf save my life if I were attacked by him?

[TheEndMogger]

What if I were attacked by a wolf in the middle of the forest... and the wolf would jump on me, push me down, approaching my neck so I would be about to die.


Do you think if I grabbed his penis (in case it's a male) and masturbated him, he would forget about killing me and enjoying the pleasure of being fapped?


So then I could run away while he would be busy with his red rocket so he wouldn't chase after me.


Is this possible?

 

[bloatedltnfreak]

would you be willing to test this out

 

[TheEndMogger]

would you be willing to test this out

I raped the wolf

 

[CoderShaper]

funny thread, repped