swaggerdoodle
I wanna be Chad
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So I was walking down the street. Then, a gang was rocking me. I got bonesmashed so much, my zygos hurt like hell as well as my gonials. Then, they threw me down at the curb. Next thing you know, I got curb stomped. I never felt this much pain in my mandible and maxilla. All I remember after that is waking up at the hospital. There was a mirror on the wall next to me and I was in total shock. I looked like a 7psl 1 harmony dark triad. My face resembled james sapphire though I had 0 appeal. My gonial angle was 90 degrees, my ramus was tall, and my maxillary depth is insane. My zygos where prominent, my infras where mogging. If i wasnt recessed, my gonial angel would be even more upturned and my skin was clear because the curb was made out of diatomaceous earth and a cow recently died on the curb I bit so there was a little beef tallow on it. At the same time, at the time of the curb stomp, a bird layed an egg while flying and the raw egg landed on my head which gave my hair b vitamins. Start bitingthecurbmaxing now.
