Cristiano Ronaldo 2009-12 has probably lived the best life in history

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Bro was 24-27 in his prime years, peak of his looks, sex symbol, had a second growth spurt (no drugs needed), perfect body, was thirsted over by all the american huzz when nobody watches football in the USA. He was also a multimillionaire, at the top of his athletic abilities, destroying teams with ease. Mad summer stories in las vegas. Had supermodel Irina shayk and all women at his feet, millions of fans who would do anything for him. That iconic dark hair, that tan, that look, that charisma, always making opponents shush. Sad to know none of you will ever live that life
 
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Bump tbh
 
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still grateful for the life that i have

freewill doesnt exist though that is a lie
 
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tbh
 
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You could go on the sreets, scream fuck Ronaldo and 10 football fans would beat the shit out of you tbh, sad but true
 
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You could go on the sreets, scream fuck Ronaldo and 10 football fans would beat the shit out of you tbh, sad but true
unless u beat them back in self defence
 
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You could go on the sreets, scream fuck Ronaldo and 10 football fans would beat the shit out of you tbh, sad but true
Deadass it's crazy seeing how he's treated online vs irl because the streets do NOT play about Ronaldo 😭😭😭
 
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holy glaze oh my god
 
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Deadass it's crazy seeing how he's treated online vs irl because the streets do NOT play about Ronaldo 😭😭😭
Yeah, you see where their priorities are
 
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