Cruises are brutal 2. Storytime, so close to sex and fumbled

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@hayden_sub5 @Jatt
Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gotten he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest and I wouldve been her most enthusiastic partner.

Prob the 2nd biggest fumble of life. I think abt her now and then. Hope she's well but also feel bad for her cause if she let me who was a pretty boy MTN hit after 1.5 hours of meeting she prob. took and takes mad dick. maybe I dodged an STD. IDK, prob coping.
 
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DNR ngl
 
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dnr (schitzo rn)
 
Alejandra? DNR the rest btw
 
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if she let me who was a pretty boy MTN hit after 1.5 hours of meeting she prob. took and takes mad dick. maybe I dodged an STD. IDK, prob coping.
ahh the perfect blend of the subhumans hambe brag, coping and mental retardation


deserve a award for reading this
 
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This was a nice story i enjoyed
 
@hayden_sub5 @Jatt
Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gotten he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest and I wouldve been her most enthusiastic partner.

Prob the 2nd biggest fumble of life. I think abt her now and then. Hope she's well but also feel bad for her cause if she let me who was a pretty boy MTN hit after 1.5 hours of meeting she prob. took and takes mad dick. maybe I dodged an STD. IDK, prob coping.
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@hayden_sub5 @Jatt
Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gotten he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest and I wouldve been her most enthusiastic partner.

Prob the 2nd biggest fumble of life. I think abt her now and then. Hope she's well but also feel bad for her cause if she let me who was a pretty boy MTN hit after 1.5 hours of meeting she prob. took and takes mad dick. maybe I dodged an STD. IDK, prob coping.
if she wanted to go to her room that quikly she probably did the same with other guys, u dodged a STD
 
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if she wanted to go to her room that quikly she probably did the same with other guys, u dodged a STD
good point
 
@hayden_sub5 @Jatt
Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gotten he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest and I wouldve been her most enthusiastic partner.

Prob the 2nd biggest fumble of life. I think abt her now and then. Hope she's well but also feel bad for her cause if she let me who was a pretty boy MTN hit after 1.5 hours of meeting she prob. took and takes mad dick. maybe I dodged an STD. IDK, prob coping.
holy dnr
 

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