Cryostasis - The Cure for everything and alternative to The rope

[Carl-o]

Instead spending money on surgeries just save them for hibernation.

Frequently Asked Questions | Cryonics Institute

www.cryonics.org

This company is freezing humans; they need to be legally declared dead (remember“legally “). So find a medic who can “fake your death”.
After you “legally” die within 5 minutes your blood is switched with a saline solution that freeze only the solid cell’s parts. Which means it won’t expand and breaks all the cells.

Then your body is preserved in a lead capsule and brought underground that should prevents the background radiation to fucks your atoms.
You gonna be like a tuna can with a spoiling date of over 800 years before the background radiation makes your body harder to revive.

“It’s over” for now; but maybe in it won’t in 200 years! Next industrial revolution is esteemed for 2076 so you might not even have to wait that long.

JUMP IN THE TUBE!

 

[Hightwolf]

istagfurullah

 

[Carl-o]

istagfurullah

Take religion out from this

 

[wasted]

cope

 

[Carl-o]

cope

See you in 60 years. When i’ll ascend through technology i will corrupt your bloodline. Will pick your hot nephews

 

[Gonthar]

What if the future is some dystopia, where females rule everything, men have no rights and homosexuality is compulsory?

 

[Carl-o]

What if the future is some dystopia, where females rule everything, men have no rights and homosexuality is compulsory?

We need to jump in the tube to save the future buddy; let’s make an incel army like in Terminator.

 

[Deleted member 6785]

based bluecel

 

[SocietyIsSolipsistic]

U cant compete with cyborg terrachads of 2300's

 

[Carl-o]

U cant compete with cyborg terrachads of 2300's

They ofc gonna be enslaved by some foid

 

[Mongrelcel]

How much does this cost?

 

[Carl-o]

How much does this cost?

quite cheap

 

[Mongrelcel]

What this means is that immortality is attainable for us - sometimes in the future people will 100% achieve it - I'm gonna get frozen, and the get my consciousness transfered into a cloned chad body like in altered carbon

 

[Carl-o]

What this means is that immortality is attainable for us - sometimes in the future people will 100% achieve it - I'm gonna get frozen, and the get my consciousness transfered into a cloned chad body like in altered carbon

High risk High reward.
Ascend or die trying

 

[Mongrelcel]

High risk High reward.

I mean the risk is not high - it's not like I would do this in my 30s or what, I would do this when I get old, instead of death - or if I decide to kill myself, I could freeze myself instead and have a second chance at life

 

[Deleted member 5258]

 

[SadnessWYJ]

They ofc gonna be enslaved by some foid

females rule everything, men have no rights

Hot

 

[TITUS]

That's just like when they used to burry mummies in ancient Egypt thinking that they were going to be brought back to life in the afterlife and most of them were used for fuel on transport boats in the river Nile.
Cryogenics is a scam for low IQ and copers with money, it's just the mummification of modern times.
That's if you really get the stuff you are paying for instead of getting your body devoured by farm pigs. JFL.

 

[maxmendietta]

What if the future is some dystopia, where females rule everything, men have no rights and homosexuality is compulsory?

ideal world

 

[Carl-o]

That's just like when they used to burry mummies in ancient Egypt thinking that they were going to be brought back to life in the afterlife and most of them were used for fuel on transport boats in the river Nile.
Cryogenics is a scam for low IQ and copers with money, it's just the mummification of modern times.
That's if you really get the stuff you are paying for instead of getting your body devoured by farm pigs. JFL.

Did you take the post seriously? I mean im most likely memeing. But 10% serious lol

 

[Deleted member 6382]

Cryostasis this dick my nigga

 

[Carl-o]

Cryostasis this dick my nigga

Sorry bro too big. Gotta ask your moma

 

[TITUS]

Did you take the post seriously? I mean im most likely memeing. But 10% serious lol

No, but that shit is just starting. Mummification used to be something exclusive of the aristocracy and later on even pets would be mummified.
We will see cryoniggers as soon as this procedure becomes "cheaper" or more popular.