Crypto Deposit Issue, need help

[appeal_clone]

Excuse the long explanation

I made a Crypto.com and Robinhood account a few months back to move money into Crypto to send for peps.

Robinhood account is "permanently deactivated" bc I missed some form in December confirming my identity. I still have like 6 USD in the account but idrc abt it atp. Were the account active I could deposit straight from Revolut but not anymore
I want to deposit more money into the Crypto.com account but my mom got suspicous the first time when she saw the Chase statement and so depositing more directly from Chase account would make her suspicious of me.

I have like 350 EUR in a Revolut account but I can't add Revolut as a bank to Crypto.com, and since I don't have my US phone number rn (in Europe atm), I can't do 2 Factor Authentification to create an account with any new Crypto services (like Coinbase).

I could do an ACH transfer from Revolut to Coinbase but that takes 3-5 business days.

Also I could open a whole new Chase account my mom can't access but if she found out she'd prob kill me.

Any faster way to get around this?

TLDR: how do I move money from a Revolut account into Crypto

 

[Smorgishborg]

send it to me i can handle it

 

[appeal_clone]

send it to me i can handle it

yeah let me just send over 400$, u ready?