CV Maxing

[Deleted member 6128]

Title, I have the opportunity to work at Goldman Sach at the ripe age of 18 once again thank god for the UK education system.

So I don't want to go to Uni so I might as well get work experience at a prestigious company now I just need a good CV I'm 100% sure il get the job when I list my past entrepreneurial ventures as a teen

 

[Deleted member 6217]

I just need a good CV

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Srs thread I've never worked a job or applied for one and I seriously have no intention of working for someone else for more than 5 years, I just need more disposable income and a larger network

 

[apocalypse]

Do you have a question or?

 

[Unhuman]

Srs thread I've never worked a job or applied for one and I seriously have no intention of working for someone else for more than 5 years, I just need more disposable income and a larger network

Message companies in your industry asking for work experience to improve your CV.

Go to workshops, summits, conventions etc. put these on your CV.

Participate in hobbies related to Goldman Sachs - a great hobby would be with crypto. Find ways to include activities around crypto for example to put on your CV.

Remove the executive summary part of your CV and just list experience - make sure your list in a small font.

 

[Unhuman]

I just need more disposable income and a larger network

Uni is a great way to do this lol.

Tbh the whole idea of uni debt is a meme if you have good budgeting skills. Many gen x'ers were able to get through uni relatively debt free by working 2nd jobs and being frugal.

 

[subtochad]

Go to Uni - just don't get a useless degree. Don't do gender studies or sociology, maybe do Computer Science or Engineering.

Whether you think a degree will help you or not, the fact is employers think it does. Don't fuck yourself by not getting one.

 

[Hero of the Imperium]

Uni is a great way to do this lol.

Tbh the whole idea of uni debt is a meme if you have good budgeting skills. Many gen x'ers were able to get through uni relatively debt free by working 2nd jobs and being frugal.

in usa? doubt

though gen x was a long time ago. boomers certainly could in usa

 

[Unhuman]

in usa? doubt

though gen x was a long time ago. boomers certainly could in usa

Referring to the UK. It costs usually $25,339 a year (all experiences included) to study at your average UK uni, which I believe is significantly cheaper than the US.

 

[JohnDoe]

I wasn't aware goldman sachs were in the business of hiring fresh out of college kids with no job experience or real qualifications.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I wasn't aware goldman sachs were in the business of hiring fresh out of college kids with no job experience or real qualifications.

Called an apprenticeship you work 80% of the time and the other 20% you study for a bachelors degree

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Title, I have the opportunity to work at Goldman Sach at the ripe age of 18

RIP OP, he'll be killing himself in 4 years after the omega jew gets done with him. Be ready to work 7 days a week, 365 days a year, 10 hours daily and you think you'll be done when you get home after your shift, Jack? Think again, your manlet jewish boss will give you extra work to do at home, unpaid, during your free time for the next day pronto. If you don't you are fucking fired and you best bet no other bank will ever fucking hire your ass, the jews always talk with eachother before a hire, you will be labled the "trouble-maker" kind.

Sourece: had an uncle work his way up from the slums of Eastern Europe to the biggest bank on Wall Street by sheer IQ and perseverance. The slums turned out to be an unironically better lifestyle than the late stage capitalist hell that American banking is, for the non Jew.

 

[JohnDoe]

Called an apprenticeship you work 80% of the time and the other 20% you study for a bachelors degree

I see but they wouldn't hand out apprenticeships to random people, you would have to be top of your class i'm guessing. It seems like a golden opportunity to set yourself up to become a banker with them in the future and make big bucks.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

>Goldman sachs
>only has A-levels

 

[Deleted member 20914]

I wasn't aware goldman sachs were in the business of hiring fresh out of college kids with no job experience or real qualifications.

They have 'apprenticeships' aka slave labour

 

[Deleted member 20914]

If you want even a chance in hell of working at a BB IB like GS then you need the following

• 2:1 from one of the following: LSE, Warwick, Oxford, Cambridge, anything else and they won't even consider you
• Shit loads of work experience in the relevant sector - you have none
• Excellent interview technique
• A lot of luck, everyone and their cat who are smarter than you, have better grades than you, etc... are all competing for a super over subscribed place. Only 1 lucky cuck among hundreds will be lucky enough to work as an investment banking analyst making 60k a year whislt working 100 hours a week.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Also what A-levels did you do and what were the grades.

Apprenticeships are only for MD's children

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Called an apprenticeship you work 80% of the time and the other 20% you study for a bachelors degree

Why the fuck would they do this when they could just hire the brightest minds in the world. Goldman Sachs doesn't want some acne riddled teenager like you unless it is a managing director's son. Go suck some cock and get back to us, this will boost your chances more than your BTEC in cock and ball sniffing

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Why the fuck would they do this when they could just hire the brightest minds in the world. Goldman Sachs doesn't want some acne riddled teenager like you unless it is a managing director's son. Go suck some cock and get back to us, this will boost your chances more than your BTEC in cock and ball sniffing

Idk how old you are but these are the kinds of people doing a software engineering apprenticeship at Goldmans



Muh Muh get A*A*A*

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I see but they wouldn't hand out apprenticeships to random people, you would have to be top of your class i'm guessing. It seems like a golden opportunity to set yourself up to become a banker with them in the future and make big bucks.

They get paid to do it by the government their incentive.

Theyre super competitive I think its more comp than Oxbridge or Harvard applications

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Uni is a great way to do this lol.

Tbh the whole idea of uni debt is a meme if you have good budgeting skills. Many gen x'ers were able to get through uni relatively debt free by working 2nd jobs and being frugal.

Disposable income at Uni lol coooopee

Networking maybe true.
If I felt the need to go to Uni again I would literally just do a Masters

Go to Uni - just don't get a useless degree. Don't do gender studies or sociology, maybe do Computer Science or Engineering.

Whether you think a degree will help you or not, the fact is employers think it does. Don't fuck yourself by not getting one.

Even CS and Engineering degrees are arguably useless in today's society. Employers don't give af about muh degree.

I'd rather have someone with 4 years of Software Engineering work experience than someone with 4 years studying at University JFLLL

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Idk how old you are but these are the kinds of people doing a software engineering apprenticeship at Goldmans



Muh Muh get A*A*A*

That's awesome if you get in, but how many spotty 18 year olds are there per place?

200?
300?

What makes you so special. Everyone and their nan wants to get an apprenticeship at GS, JPM, DB, etc etc... You don't have A*A*A*? Over.

That is a bare minimum for getting apprenticeship, its better still if your dad is a managing director ofc. Oh, and if your A-levels are in meme subjects you literally might as well rope

 

[Deleted member 20914]

They get paid to do it by the government their incentive.

Theyre super competitive I think its more comp than Oxbridge or Harvard applications

And yet you think you will get in? Did you get A*A*A*? In 3 stem subjects, actually make that 4... are you good at deepthroating managing directors? If yes, then you have a 23% change of getting an interview.

 

[Deleted member 6128]

That's awesome if you get in, but how many spotty 18 year olds are there per place?

200?
300?

What makes you so special. Everyone and their nan wants to get an apprenticeship at GS, JPM, DB, etc etc... You don't have A*A*A*? Over.

That is a bare minimum for getting apprenticeship, its better still if your dad is a managing director ofc. Oh, and if your A-levels are in meme subjects you literally might as well rope

Nigga, I'm not reading all of that if I dont get in tough KPMG, deloitte, facebook, ibm and so on are still hiring

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Disposable income at Uni lol coooopee

Networking maybe true.
If I felt the need to go to Uni again I would literally just do a Masters


Even CS and Engineering degrees are arguably useless in today's society. Employers don't give af about muh degree.

I'd rather have someone with 4 years of Software Engineering work experience than someone with 4 years studying at University JFLLL

Unfortunately this isn't true and employers do care about degree because most of the people doing the recruiting are old fart boomers.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Nigga, I'm not reading all of that if I dont get in tough KPMG, deloitte, facebook, ibm and so on are still hiring

My brother in Greggs, I don't think you really appreciate the level of competitiveness. What were your grades and subjects at A-level and GCSE.

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Nigga, I'm not reading all of that if I dont get in tough KPMG, deloitte, facebook, ibm and so on are still hiring

Its like 50 words if you cannot read that, which is actually useful info because i've been in your shoes, in the UK, at your age, then you stand no chance working in industry

 

[Deleted member 6128]

My brother in Greggs, I don't think you really appreciate the level of competitiveness. What were your grades and subjects at A-level and GCSE.

Grades are cope my cousin got As and A stars for GCSE did Maths, Bio and ecom at sixth form got AAB went to UCL studied accounting works a 50k a year job now pre-tax but gets what post tax including student finance pay back and NI £38k


JFLL

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Its like 50 words if you cannot read that, which is actually useful info because i've been in your shoes, in the UK, at your age, then you stand no chance working in industry

Yes IK GS and such high goals but like I said my goal in life is not too fucking slave away

The Job I work needs a exit plan by 30

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Grades are cope my cousin got As and A stars for GCSE did Maths, Bio and ecom at sixth form got AAB went to UCL studied accounting works a 50k a year job now pre-tax but gets what post tax including student finance pay back and NI £38k


JFLL

How are grades a cope? How do you think they screen the 1000s of applicants to those competitive apprenticeships, I'll tell you how, first of all the throw all the people with less than AAA in the bin. Then they sort by work experience, extra curriculars etc... how retarded are you.

Its the UK bro, jobs don't pay like they do in America, 50k here is a pretty good salary

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Yes IK GS and such high goals but like I said my goal in life is not too fucking slave away

The Job I work needs a exit plan by 30

You literally remind me of my 15 year old self lmao

 

[Deleted member 6128]

How are grades a cope? How do you think they screen the 1000s of applicants to those competitive apprenticeships, I'll tell you how, first of all the throw all the people with less than AAA in the bin. Then they sort by work experience, extra curriculars etc... how retarded are you.

Its the UK bro, jobs don't pay like they do in America, 50k here is a pretty good salary

Someone who is getting all As in A Level is not applying to a fucking apprenticeship lets be real.

Apprenticeships have a stigma around them to be a choice for dumb people, anyways I do have RELEVANT "work" experience my predictions are ABB and extracurriculars.

Ye Ik the UK's job market is fucking shit hence me saying I want out before 30

 

[Deleted member 6128]

You literally remind me of my 15 year old self lmao

Well I'm only 17 how old are you now?

Let me guess mid 20s earning less than 40K huh?

 

[Deleted member 20914]

Well I'm only 17 how old are you now?

Let me guess mid 20s earning less than 40K huh?

I just turned 21 and I make far less than 40k because I am university, but I have substantial savings and will soon be surgerymaxxed.

ABB is OK, certainly not Goldman Sachs worthy though, but hey, you can't lose anything by applying. I would say still focus on your UCAS application though as a backup.

40k is nothing either, nor is 50k. Jobs here pay fuck all after university, unlike in the US where its common for a graduate to be making 100k after a couple years. That's just the way it is, honestly I cannot blame people for not going to university it seems like a meme more than ever.

Unless you want to be a doctor, university is probably not worth it, but what the fuck else are you gonna do for 3-4 years, it's just an option default to because honestly no one knows what they are doing at 25 let alone 17

 

[Deleted member 6128]

I just turned 21 and I make far less than 40k because I am university, but I have substantial savings and will soon be surgerymaxxed.

Someone your age doing a mickey mouse apprenticeship is better off money-wise and looks wise JFL cruel world

ABB is OK, certainly not Goldman Sachs worthy though, but hey, you can't lose anything by applying. I would say still focus on your UCAS application though as a backup.

I've already sent my UCAS application my original plan was to do CS undergrad and Master in Business/Finance related at a top business university in England/America

40k is nothing either, nor is 50k. Jobs here pay fuck all after university, unlike in the US where its common for a graduate to be making 100k after a couple years. That's just the way it is, honestly I cannot blame people for not going to university it seems like a meme more than ever.

Exactly my point I'd rather earn 16k - 20k at 18 to 22 and Invest money from my apprenticeship into side ventures

Unless you want to be a doctor, university is probably not worth it, but what the fuck else are you gonna do for 3-4 years, it's just an option default to because honestly no one knows what they are doing at 25 let alone 17

University IMO is something that should be done later on in life possibly late 20s and early 30s before it wouldn't make sense as that's around the time people start families but not anymore JFL. If I wasnt somewhat moneymaxxed I would have done a dental nurse apprenticeship for around 5 years and then went on to study dentistry as it is the easiest thing to make six figures within the UK.

 

[Unhuman]

Disposable income at Uni lol coooopee

Networking maybe true.
If I felt the need to go to Uni again I would literally just do a Masters


Even CS and Engineering degrees are arguably useless in today's society. Employers don't give af about muh degree.

I'd rather have someone with 4 years of Software Engineering work experience than someone with 4 years studying at University JFLLL

I was not referring to disposable income.